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I am so F**king tired of hearing about how we are going to lose this Houston game


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Panthers Nation keeps getting stronger and louder! My son Luke is a third generation Panthers fans and joined us on the September 16th.

When he was only a few hour old I told him of how we would watch our Panthers kick the poo out of the Texans this Sunday from home.

I can't wait until this little guy is old enough to walk into BOA with his old man. You best believe we will be loud, on our feet, and leading choruses of Stand and Cheer! 

I'm sure their are many other proud mother's and father's through out the Carolinas teaching their children the same!

I'm extremely proud and delriously tired, hope this post is cohernt!

Be extra loud for those who can't be their and drink a few beers for me! Keep Pounding!

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is his name Luke or is his name Luuuuuuuuuke?

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To hell with a damn smack thread this week, we need some fire and some piss and vinegar.  Come Sunday the grills will be hot, the beer will be cold and come hell or high water I will be raising immortal hell in BofA stadium.  We won in Jax but you would think we were blown out.  Now that other team from Texas is coming to town and our fan base has turned into a milquetoast mix of florescent green Croc wearing pansy asses.  Christ it sounds like every parking lot is going to be filled with a bunch of Honda Odyssey driving, khaki wearing , turkey burger eating dudes in sweater vests that dump 15% of their paychecks into a savings account every pay period.  "Hey excuse me buddy but please don't say the F word around my wife."  Well f*ck that sh*t!!!!  

Sons of the Huddle! I am SCP.  You may have heard that JJ Watt is seventy feet tall!  Yes, I've heard as well. Kills QBs by the hundreds. And when JJ is here, he will consume Remmers and Oher with fireballs from his eyes, and bolts of lightning from his arse.  Bros!  I see a whole army of my Panther fan brethren, here in defiance of the haters! You have come to cheer your arses off as proud men and proud women. And proud men and women we are! We have a team that will fight!  What will you do without a dominant left or right tackle? Will you stand and cheer? Will you sit down when security says to be quiet?  Will you sip your crappy wine and nipple (yes I meant nipple because DG is a boss, respect) on your sh*tty cheese like a scared little mouse?  Will you let some clown in a Steeler jersey talk down about OUR team in OUR town?  Will you yell until your lungs explode every damn time a sorry ass Texans QB steps under center? Will you fight?  I keep hearing on the radio "JJ Watt against eleven? No way man! We will get curb stomped!  We should throw in the towel and will still win the NFC South!"  Yes! Stand and cheer and fight and you may have a good time on Sunday. Run scared and you might three-peat as NFC South champs and be able to talk smack, at least awhile. And dying in your bed many years from now, would you be willing to trade all the days from this day to that for one chance, just one chance, to come back to BofA with your children and grandchildren and tell them that JJ Watt did not conquer the day.  Will you look them in their eye and tell them you did everything in your power from the seats to make the Texans lives miserable.  This demigod that Houston fans bow down to everyday, you tell your children that he did not ruin our beer buzz. That he may have taken Michael Ohers life but he will never take our fandom!  

My name is Southimus Cackimus Pantherus, commander of the parking lot, General of section 529, and loyal servant to the TRUE boss, David Nippleshorts Gettleman. Saint fans call me daddy, Husband to a wife with nice tits that I motorboat on the reg. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.  Man up Panther fans.

Panthers 24
Houston 10

The Panthers are my religion and SCP is my pastor.

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About to look up tickets to CLT on Southwest just so I can party with SCP on game day. 

The Texans are poo. Good teams beat poo teams. Despite Shula trying his damnedest to fug it all up, we are a good team. 

Funchess has a coming out party, Sandra Bullock pounds the drum to inspire Oher to do great things. Sir purr gets put on the commissioner's exempt list after a coke fueled rage, and Dat Alice buys a Wendy's side salad, extra ranch...no make that 3 extra ranch. 

Panthers on top, 27 - 13. 

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