Nicolas Cage, The Carolina Panthers, and how they are Related

[Ricky Spanish]

I told you I'd do it...

[PntherPryd]

That.

 

was amazing.

 

[PhillyB]

brilliant.

[ItsNotGonnaBeAlright]

This is a master work.

[Sapper]

You lost me when I got to '97 and saw 2 quality Nic Cage films to 0 Bad Nic Cage films listed ;).

[Moorgan]

Great article. You've really uncovered something that was right in front of our faces. Your post perfectly spells out the obvious correlation between the Panthers success and Nicholas Cage... much like this article:

http://www.forbes.com/sites/erikaandersen/2012/03/23/true-fact-the-lack-of-pirates-is-causing-global-warming/

True Fact: The Lack of Pirates Is Causing Global Warming

Now the article goes on with a bunch of words...blah blah blah...but the point is that when things happen at the same time they are a direct cause of each other. Now let's bring this back around to the matter at hand...Nick Cage and the Panthers with some NextGen stats.

Leaving Las Vegas is arguably Nick Cage's best movie. When did that movie come out you ask? Well 1995 is the answer. What happened to the Panthers in 1995? That's right...Inception (not the movie).

What other movie did I like from Nicholas Cage? Matchstick Men. I thought it was a nice story of a conman getting conned and played into his strengths as an actor (being what they are). What year did the movie Matchstick Men get released? That's right. 2003. What happened to the Panthers in 2003...you know I think.

What other year did the Panthers make it to the NFC Championship or beyond you might ask. Well the answer is 1996. Well ok then but I suppose the real question then is what movie did Nick Cage come out with in that particular year? None other than The motherfuging Rock (emphasis mine). That movie was bad ass and had Sean Connery in it. Nuff said.

You know who was the costar of Nick Cage in Matchstick Men? That's right...none other Sam Rockwell. How about the costar in Leaving Las Vegas? Karate Kid's own Elisabeth Shue (I'm sure you remember her). Well as we can see here (thanks to https://oracleofbacon.org/movielinks.php) Sam Rockwell and Elisabeth Shue have a very real connection:

 

Sam Rockwell

was in

19th Annual Critics' Choice Movie Awards (2014) (TV)

with

Oprah Winfrey

was in

Amy & Isabelle (2001) (TV)

with

Elisabeth Shue

So friends...I think it's clear that since there will be another Annual Critics' Choice Awards this year...the Panthers can reasonably expect to make it to (at least) the NFC Championship game. Now that's some NextGen stats right there.

[Montsta]

Just a heads up that not reading this blog post is now officially a bannable offense. It's that good. 

[Ricky Spanish]

Great article. You've really uncovered something that was right in front of our faces. Your post perfectly spells out the obvious correlation between the Panthers success and Nicholas Cage... much like this article:

http://www.forbes.com/sites/erikaandersen/2012/03/23/true-fact-the-lack-of-pirates-is-causing-global-warming/

True Fact: The Lack of Pirates Is Causing Global Warming

Now the article goes on with a bunch of words...blah blah blah...but the point is that when things happen at the same time they are a direct cause of each other. Now let's bring this back around to the matter at hand...Nick Cage and the Panthers with some NextGen stats.

Leaving Las Vegas is arguably Nick Cage's best movie. When did that movie come out you ask? Well 1995 is the answer. What happened to the Panthers in 1995? That's right...Inception (not the movie).

What other movie did I like from Nicholas Cage? Matchstick Men. I thought it was a nice story of a conman getting conned and played into his strengths as an actor (being what they are). What year did the movie Matchstick Men get released? That's right. 2003. What happened to the Panthers in 2003...you know I think.

What other year did the Panthers make it to the NFC Championship or beyond you might ask. Well the answer is 1996. Well ok then but I suppose the real question then is what movie did Nick Cage come out with in that particular year? None other than The motherfuging Rock (emphasis mine). That movie was bad ass and had Sean Connery in it. Nuff said.

You know who was the costar of Nick Cage in Matchstick Men? That's right...none other Sam Rockwell. How about the costar in Leaving Las Vegas? Karate Kid's own Elisabeth Shue (I'm sure you remember her). Well as we can see here (thanks to https://oracleofbacon.org/movielinks.php) Sam Rockwell and Elisabeth Shue have a very real connection:

 

Sam Rockwell

was in

19th Annual Critics' Choice Movie Awards (2014) (TV)

with

Oprah Winfrey

was in

Amy & Isabelle (2001) (TV)

with

Elisabeth Shue

So friends...I think it's clear that since there will be another Annual Critics' Choice Awards this year...the Panthers can reasonably expect to make it to (at least) the NFC Championship game. Now that's some NextGen stats right there.

We need to go deeper...

 

Elizabeth Shue was in Hollow Man with Kevin Bacon. 

Kevin Bacon was is in the film Black Mass opening today with Johnny Depp.

Johnny Depp had a small cameo in 21 Jump street as an homage to the Character that Jonna Hill Played in the same film.

Jonah Hill was in Funny People with Adam Sandler

Adam Sandler was in Just Go With it with Brooklyn Decker

Brookly Decker, in addition to being a stone cold fox, is a Panther Fan.

Super Bowl 2015 Confirmed

 

 

[Montsta]

We need to go deeper...

 

Elizabeth Shue was in Hollow Man with Kevin Bacon. 

Kevin Bacon was is in the film Black Mass opening today with Johnny Depp.

Johnny Depp had a small cameo in 21 Jump street as an homage to the Character that Jonna Hill Played in the same film.

Jonah Hill was in Funny People with Adam Sandler

Adam Sandler was in Just Go With it with Brooklyn Decker

Brookly Decker, in addition to being a stone cold fox, is a Panther Fan.

Super Bowl 2015 Confirmed

 

 

Imagine if Brooklyn Decker and Steph Curry had a kid, and Jeremy Igo took the baby photos of the kid wearing SCP's helmet while facing BOA and periscoped it live on his podcast with special guest Cam Newton. It would be like some holy trinity of Panthers awesome.

Mother of god. 

[Plewis]

I agree totally. Con Air does kick ass

[Datawire]

Absolute gold standard blog post.

[tiger7_88]

Bravo, sir!

BRAHV!

OH!

[!stUp]

[Jangler]

If he were to remake Cat People with Hayden in the Nastassja Kinski roll. (FFN) ;) The Panther Dynasty would be inevitable.