Satan sexted me a dikpic today. I need help huddle.

[SZ James (banned)]

I don't know what to do and am in need of advice. Should I delete it or should I PM it to everyone? 

Please let me know this is urgent :(

[PhillyB]

im honestly surprised it took this long for a parody thread to get made

[cookinwithgas]

it wasn't taken in, say, a swimming pool in a football stadium was it?

[SZ James (banned)]

Sorta.. of course I know the real Satan isn't like the hollywood movies. Everyone thinks it would be a red 12 inch veiny uncut monstercock but the truth is he disguises himself as a barely above average hairless white penis, goes by normal names such as "Smootykins" and says stuff like "Last weekend was fun". I told my girlfriend I've never seen the number before in my life!

We don't know what to do..

[PandaPancake]

This is the last time i trust you

[Doyle]

You now have the homosexual demons in you.  Feeling extra gay yet?

[cookinwithgas]

and please just delete it and let me keep my innocence

[CarolinaNCSU]

Pics or it didn't happen. 

[jackson113]

[Jase]

I can't give you an answer until I know if it was erect or flaccid.

[Panthro]

Sorry about the autocorrect...it's me Stan 

[SmootsDaddy89]

Sorta.. of course I know the real Satan isn't like the hollywood movies. Everyone thinks it would be a red 12 inch veiny uncut monstercock but the truth is he disguises himself as a barely above average hairless white penis, goes by normal names such as "Smootykins" and says stuff like "Last weekend was fun". I told my girlfriend I've never seen the number before in my life!

We don't know what to do..

goddamn you.

[SmokinwithWilly]

You should use a 3d printer to recreate Satan's Johnson then make a mold and voila, Devil Dongs by Smootykins. It could be a household name.

[Jangler]

ALERT THE MEDIA!!!