Cam needs a DirecTV commercial

[Ruff]

The most epic troll ever would be a DirecTV commercial for Cam that goes like:

 

"hi, I'm Cam Newton, and I have DirecTV" then a Cam all slouched over with a sad look on his face and a towel on his head comes out and says

 

"I'm mopey-head Cam Newton, and I have cable"

[chknwing]

[Ruff]

Maybe even a sour looking fat older man that's obviously supposed to be Peter King

[the butch]

I came in like, "Oh, Huddle . . ."  Then I kinda chuckled.

[teeray]

"Hey.  I'm Cam Newton and I have the NFL Sunday Ticket with Direct TV so I can watch every team play"

"And I am 'Irrational Cam Hater Cam Newton'.  I have cable and can only watch Panthers games while secretly hoping that Cam Newton throws an interception so I can post about it on The Huddle because I wanted to draft Patrick Peterson"

[rayzor]

"....and i'm stained pants newton, QB for the filthy birds. don't be like stained pants newton."