JOKES! (a thread)

[Seal (SmittyIsOurSavior)]

What the hell, Butter??

[Cat'sGrowl]

Butter is making Meat's jokes look funnier and funnier.

[TheRealDeal]

Who is this Butter character?

[sharkkiller]

Who is this Butter character?

Someone who knows a lot of very bad "jokes".

[PanthaSan]

I honestly laughed at a couple of them.

[Butter]

I honestly laughed at a couple of them.

Thank God someone laughed :D

[Butter]

2 men in a bar one man turns to the other and asks,"Tell me, why do you keep pouring beer into your hand?" The other man replies,"I'm getting my date drunk."

[Butter]

Boy finds condom in the trash and says,"Mom, what's this?" Mom says,"It's a Twinky wrapper." Boy says,"Good cuz I sucked out all the cream."

[Butter]

Have you ever wondered if your Mother ever kissed you good-night after giving your Dad a blow-job? You are now. Gross :)

[Butter]

One spelling mistake can destroy your life.

A Husband sent this to his wife:I'm having a wonderful time wish you were her."

[TwinkleToes]

I have a joke about my package but it's kind of long...

[Butter]

I have a joke about my package but it's kind of long...

:lol:

[Jangler]

I was barely sitting down when I heard a voice from the other

stall saying:

"Hi, how are you?"

I'm not the type to start a conversation in the restroom.

I don't know what got into me, but I answered, somewhat

embarrassed,

"Doin' just fine!"

And the other person says:

"So what are you up to?"

What kind of question is that? I'm thinking this is too

bizarre so I say:

"Uhhh, I'm like you, just sitting here."

At this point I am just trying to get out as fast as I can

when I hear another question:

"Can I come over?"

Ok, this question is just too weird for me.

I figured I could politely end the conversation. I say:

"No........I'm a little busy right now!!!"

Then I hear the person say, nervously:

"Listen, I'll have to call you back. There's an idiot in the other stall who keeps answering all my

questions!!"

[charlotte49er]

These will probably get me banned, but WTH.

A New Business Opportunity....

A friend of mine just started his own business in Afghanistan .

He's making land mines that look like prayer mats.

It's doing well.

He says prophets are going through the roof. :p