Why Your Team Sucks: Carolina Panthers 2015

[chknwing]

Welp, some on here have been waiting for this.

http://deadspin.com/why-your-team-sucks-2015-carolina-panthers-1726641363

 

"This is the kind of bland, stultifying team that the Carolinas deserve. These are bland, stultifying people who are still so lax about pro football fandom that they can’t even high five properly or sneak proper contraband foods past security. Come on, man. You’ve had this team for 20 years now. Get your poo together. Spiritually, these people probably wish they could still cheer for Washington instead. The only time they get fired up is when they’re blaming Cam for everything. The Panthers are stoic and boring and pointless and I wish they would die."

 

I went to the Panthers-Saints game last year and saw this inside the stadium.

[Jangler]

Somebody should invite Drew to the Huddle. Hell, it reads like he is  already a poster.

[Kevin Greene]

[jasonluckydog]

I got the rope.

[lightsout]

My favorite take-away from the article


Mike Shula. Motherfuging, goddamn, son-of-a-bitching, poo-eating, piss britches candy ass, Mike Shula.

[kungfoodude]

That was pretty epic, IMO. A lot of truth in some of that roast though....

[Carolina Husker]

So funny. I belly laughed through half the article. 

[J.Cage]

so much truth....

[Anybodyhome]

You have to laugh.... because most of the article is factually true.

Wonder if I can still get NFL Sunday Ticket to watch my Raiders....

[Paa Langfart]

You have to laugh.... because most of the article is factually true.

Wonder if I can still get NFL Sunday Ticket to watch my Raiders....

If thats the way you feel chief

 

 

gtfo

[electro's horse]

that one wasn't that funny. 

[KB_fan]

There's already been a thread on this:

[The_Light_Brigade]

I had really high hopes that he would really lay into us but I wasn't impressed.  It was funny but it didn't make me laugh like most of the others did.  

[Carl Spackler]

Yeah this one was OK but I usually laugh hardest at the Redskins and Patriots ones