This fuggin guy....

[Mr. Scot]

I wonder what his feet look like.

You've seen 'The Hobbit'?

[Jase]

In my fantasies I've always pictured them to look like twisted roots of mangrove trees.

[gofightwin]

...needs a haircut. Like shaved head ala Bald Bull.

[t96]

Too mean to get into a Pro Bowl.

[pantherclaw]

Humming, "you don't wanna fug with me!"

[Cary Kollins]

I thought this thread was going to be about David Newton based on the title.

[hepcat]

Three things that need to happen for him to get a Pro Bowl nod.  

1) Carolina needs to have a winning record and make the playoffs

2) A bio/news story on him by a national media outlet

3) A skill position player from Carolina's offense also makes the Pro Bowl 

[L-TownCat]

They wont let him play in the pro-bowl because he doesn't know how to "not block for Cam".

[MHS831]

At OTAs (I read this either here or somewhere else) someone (not sure if a reporter or a fan) said to him, "How come I have never seen you smile?"  He said, "I haven't either."

[Mr. Scot]

Meh...pointy elbows.

He uses them to sand his deck.

At OTAs (I read this either here or somewhere else) someone (not sure if a reporter or a fan) said to him, "How come I have never seen you smile?"  He said, "I haven't either."

Heh :)

[tiger7_88]

He uses them to sand his deck.

Heh :)

Ummmmmmmm... WUT?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Oh... you said "deck".

Carry on then.

[electro's horse]

It's very difficult for new guards to get national recognition.

This isn't just a Panthers thing. 

[Khaki Lackey]

He's becoming my favorite player. Like Greg Maddux, he doesn't have intimidating tangibles, but he can make his opposition look really foolish by underestimating him.

Plus, I'd like to take him out to a nice dinner, then rub his body down with exotic oils and lotions....perhaps I said too much. Maybe I should stop posting for a while. Maybe sit the next couple of plays out.

[goodoleboy]

I didn't know Warren Haynes played football.