Cam is Back There Ladies and Gentleman.. (Gettlemagic)

[propagandamachine]

Oh who moved this team without a No. 1 Receiver and now has a roster of nonstop receivers. 

 

Expect nothing but some of the best football this season. 

[RelaxImaPro]

What

[Cookie Lyon]

Back where? Can you please explain?

[The NFL Shield At Midfield]

couldn't this just as easily have been a post in one of the other topics that's going the exact same direction op

[JawnyBlaze]

What he means is Cam is back there in the back of the locker room getting drunk and crying himself to sleep with thoughts of another year of his career wasted without enough weapons to overcome Shula's ineptness.

[motocross_cat]

No one made him sign that contract...

[SpeedOFLight]

What he means is Cam is back there in the back of the locker room getting drunk and crying himself to sleep with thoughts of another year of his career wasted without enough weapons to overcome Shula's ineptness.

I don't know why but this response really is hilarious to me. But I rough week in my life and I needed a laugh like this lol

[Castavar]

I don't know why but this response really is hilarious to me. But I rough week in my life and I needed a laugh like this lol

It's sad, hilarious, and true all at the same time.

[KJ89]

[mpugh6]

10/10 thread

[Hugor Hill]

two trailer park fans go 'round the outside, 'round the outside, 'round the outside

Guess who's back, back again
Cam's back, tell a friend
Guess who's back,
guess who's back,
guess who's back,
guess who's back
guess who's back
Guess who's back...

[Verse 1]
I've created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to
see Cameron no more they want Cam I'm chopped liver
well if you want Cam, this is what I'll give ya
a little bit of passes mixed with some hard running
some Gatorade that'll jumpstart my heart quicker than a
shock when I get shocked at the hospital by the doctor when I'm not cooperating
when I'm rocking the table while he's operating (hey!)
you waited this long now stop debating 'cause I'm back,
I'm on the field and operating
I know that you got a job Ms. Payton but your husband's vicodin problem's complicating
So the NFC won't let me be or let me be me so let me see
they tried to shut me down in the SEC but it feels so empty without me
So come on block, block your ass f*ck that,
hand on your face and some grass on your ass and get ready 'cause this poo's about to get heavy
I just ran the ball fifty yards F*ck
YOU Ryan!

[Chorus 2x:]
Now this looks like a job for me so everybody just follow me
'Cause we need a little controversy,
'Cause it feels so empty without me

[Verse 2]
Little hellions kids feeling rebellious
embarrassed, their parents still root for the Falcons
they start feeling like prisoners, helpless,
'til someone comes along on a mission and yells "bitch"
A visionary, vision is scary, could start a revolution, polluting the NFL a rebel
so just let me revel and bask, in the fact that I got everyone kissing my ass
and it's a disaster such a catastrophe for you to see so damn much of my ass you ask for me?
Well I'm back [batman sound]
fix your bent antennae tune it in and then I'm gonna
enter in and up under your skin like a splinter
The center of attention back for the season
I'm interesting, the best thing since wrestling
Infesting in your kids eyes and on the field playing
Testing "Attention Please" feel the tension soon as someone mentions me
here's my 10 cents my 2 cents is free
A nuisance, who sent, you sent for me?

[Chorus 2x]

[Verse 3]
A tisk-it a task-it, I'll go tit for tat with anybody who's talking this poo, that poo.
Ryan Fitzpatrick you can get your ass kicked
worse than them little Saints bastards, and Winston
you can get stomped by Johnson, you 21 year old overhyped rookie blow me
You don't know me, you're too bad let go its over, nobody watches the Bucs
Now let's go, just give me the signal I'll be there with a whole list full of new insults
I've been dope, suspenseful with a football ever since
Brees turned himself into a clown prince
But sometimes the poo just seems, everybody only wants to discuss me
So this must mean I'm corrupting, but its just me I'm just erupting
Though I'm not the first king of quarterbacking
I am the worst thing since Peyton Manning, to do quarterbacking so enchanting
and use it to get myself wins (Hey)
there's a concept that works
20 million other quaterbacks emerge
but no matter how many fish in the sea it'd be so empty without me

[Chorus 2x]

(Hum dei dei la la Hum dei dei la la... la la la) [2x]
"Kids"