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What burns your ass?


TheAmericanDream

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If you are late, then just don't show up.  You have already wasted my time, now I'm going to be angry and not get much accomplished anyway.

 

If you are early, you are on time.  If you are on time, you are late.  If you are late, you are fired.

If it is a meeting at someones office being too early is just as bad as being late...if you engage the other party ie walk into their office 30 minutes early. 

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When someone turns the overhead light on to read a magazine during a red eye flight. The article about which in flight movies are playing on the Shanghai flight isn't all that important. Let the people around you get a little shut eye.  

C'mon man. 

Or...when I am sitting somewhere anywhere and someone feels the need to turn on every goddamn overhead light and lamp on around me like they are doing me a favor. If I wanted all the lights on around me I would have gotten up and turned them on.

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If it is a meeting at someones office being too early is just as bad as being late...if you engage the other party ie walk into their office 30 minutes early. 

I agree with that.  My MO....get there 15 minutes early, wait in the car going over what the meeting is about for 10 minutes, and walk in 5 minutes before you are supposed to be there.

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What is it about the left lane that makes slow people want to drive there?

What burns my azz is people who can't understand the term "passing lane."

 

My question...is there a passing lane on a 4 lane rd or st in a city? I say no.  if I am in the left lane and not on the highway....deal with it. My wife disagrees.

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My question...is there a passing lane on a 4 lane rd or st in a city? I say no.  if I am in the left lane and not on the highway....deal with it. My wife disagrees.

you would be correct.   Women have no clue what they are doing in a car.  

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Thats probably the one thing in a 1st world country that I cant empathize with.  Im propbably in that 90% of ppl you complain about, but then again I've seen you on the sauce so...

unless you

1) do stupid poo like say "what all beers do you have?" and wait for me to list all 20 beers and then go with a bud light

2) do stupid poo like order a frozen miami vice layered evenly while it's extremely busy, or order a vodka gingerale but specify that the vodka has to be vanilla-infused, poured into a tall wine glass exactly 3/4 full of ice with the gingerale in a short stemless glass on the side without ice so you can add it in small splashes, so you can show all your friends how discriminating your palate is

3) loudly order drinks for everyone in the room and loudly let everyone repeatedly know that everyone's going on your tab because you're the man and then leave a 9% tip

4) flop down into the couch without ever looking at the bar and then wave frantically at the bar and ask for table service when it's clearly bar service because there's actual poo going on and the bartender doesn't have time to stand at your table while you take twenty minutes to decide to order a malibu and pineapple

5) ask to taste all the wines before deciding on a bud light

then you're good

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unless you

1) do stupid poo like say "what all beers do you have?" and wait for me to list all 20 beers and then go with a bud light

2) do stupid poo like order a frozen miami vice layered evenly while it's extremely busy, or order a vodka gingerale but specify that the vodka has to be vanilla-infused, poured into a tall wine glass exactly 3/4 full of ice with the gingerale in a short stemless glass on the side without ice so you can add it in small splashes, so you can show all your friends how discriminating your palate is

3) loudly order drinks for everyone in the room and loudly let everyone repeatedly know that everyone's going on your tab because you're the man and then leave a 9% tip

4) flop down into the couch without ever looking at the bar and then wave frantically at the bar and ask for table service when it's clearly bar service because there's actual poo going on and the bartender doesn't have time to stand at your table while you take twenty minutes to decide to order a malibu and pineapple

5) ask to taste all the wines before deciding on a bud light

then you're good

I want to go to a bar now to try all these things and laugh internally.    

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