Rex Ryan Offers Roster Spot to Anyone Who Punches Bill Belichick in the Dick

[Hotsauce]

 

Lol, You can't make this type of stuff up. Hate on Rex all you want, but this is funny stuff!

 

Buffalo Bills head coach Rex Ryan today said there is a roster spot waiting for any Patriots player who punches New England Patriots head coach Bill Belichick “as hard as they can, square in the dick.”

“I want all the players in the NFL to know that the Bills will offer you safe harbor if you kick the poo out of someone important from an organization that I hate,” Ryan said. “Your career won’t be over. Once you get released, I will snap you right up as an act of gratitude. I promise.”

“If you’re just some random guy who sees Belichick in the supermarket or whatever and has a chance to uppercut him right in the nuts, fire away, man,” said Ryan. “Do it. I’ll give you a roster spot even if you never played football in your life. I’m serious. In fact, I’ve never been more serious about anything.”

 

This is Panthers related seeing how

A) we are playing them tonight 

2) to be a Panthers fan, you must hate Bellicheat

 

 

https://medium.com/sportspickle/rex-ryan-offers-roster-spot-to-anyone-who-punches-bill-belichick-in-the-dick-e1661ff6c33d

[Doyle]

Can't be real. 

[t96]

 

You can't make this type of stuff up.  

Uhhh yes you can.

[Sean Payton's Vicodin]

you can make this up, this is a parody site op

[rodeo]

OWINGS MILLS, MD — One day after announcing he will retire at the end of the 2015 season, Steve Smith ripped Steve Smith for giving up on football.

“All I know is that if a player is getting ready to retire in five months, there’s no way he’s 100-percent committed to what he’s doing today,” the Ravens receiver told the media today. “If Steve Smith wants to retire from football, that’s his right. Good for him. But go do it now. Retire now. I don’t want a guy in this locker room with one foot out the door. I need someone who is all about the moment if we’re going to win a Super Bowl.”

[YoungPanthers89]

I'm not even sure of what to say to this level of fail

[Jangler]

pickle was my first clue