Peter King is here today.

[Mother Grabber]

how about you 'accidentally' thwack him in the berries with your monopod, as you spin around to get a good shot.

[GRWatcher]

I'm impressed that King is at our camp on the 2nd day. I'd think Pittsburgh or Dallas or Houston would be more his style for early camp visits. You can thank him for all the team motivational material he's given us.

[SurvivalSloth]

BOOOOOOOOO!!!!

[DeeJay]

Ask him Why he hates our team,

then tickle him 

[Moorgan]

Ask him what he thinks about...

IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOU THINK!!!

[juliosantos]

Just walk up to him without saying a word and just smack him in the face

[davos]

Tell him his mother was a hamster and his father smelled of elderberries. 

[PizzaTheHutt]

Ask him if he will ever reach his dreams of "entertainer and icon" status.

also ask him how the operation went to surgically remove his lips from Roger Goodell's asshole. 

And ask him what his favorite Police Academy movie is.

If his answer is any PA movie after IV: Citizens on Patrol, you have my permission to kick him square in the nuts.

[lightsout]

These words, in this order:

"You look irritated. What? Bitter. What? Upset. What? Peeved. What? Annoyed. What? What's the matter? What? Is this bothering you? What? You gonna write an article. What? I said you're gonna write an article. What? You're gonna write an article about the Panthers. What? You're gonna be negative. What? Pessimistic. What? Critical. What? EH EH!!!"

Then give him the finger and walk away.

[PandaPancake]

Why does he block people on Twitter that criticize him?

[BigBoss]

Tell him hi and have a nice day. No need to be mean!

[hepcat]

Please ask him why he smells like wet cardboard boxes

[Proudiddy]

Please tell me you greeted him like you were old high school buddies by using the following phrase, "Peter?  Peter King?  Is that you?  Peter King, you fat f*ck!"

The impetus is on "Peter King, you fat f*ck!"  I really need to know you said that part...

[Panthro]

Hey Peter King...more like Cock Emperor