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[uncfan888]

Sorry for derailing the thread, fearless leader

[Jase]

This year I'm forgoing the usual lock-thread-and-ban method for violators and moving on to finding your home address and bringing a paddle.

[Ricky Spanish]

After dealing with Poseidon's kiss (pooping and having the water splash back at your butthole), air from the hand dryer can be redirected towards your bum to remove any unwanted moisture. Also the warm air feels heavenly as it gently caresses your bean bag. 

9/10, would recommend. 

 

 

[Mother Grabber]

I blot my hands on a silk cloth made from my own personal worms, cultivated by Chinese silk masters with no less than 50 years of experience. 

[Moorgan]

[uncfan888]

This year I'm forgoing the usual lock-thread-and-ban method for violators and moving on to finding your home address and bringing a paddle.

Is that a threat or a promise? AAsking for a friend

[SurvivalSloth]

Are they the Xlelerator Hand Dryers or the Dyson Hand Dryers?

I prefer paper towels, but those two hand dryers are just as effective.

[uncfan888]

I wish I could pie cracka mcnasty twice for that diagram 

[OnlyPantherFaninMaine]

w00t. w00t. w00t. 

[Mother Grabber]

actually...I wipe my hands of the chest of the first woman I see when exiting the men's room.

[Jangler]

This year I'm forgoing the usual lock-thread-and-ban method for violators and moving on to finding your home address and bringing a paddle.

promise?

[L-TownCat]

Why are your hands so wet??  Do you pee on them or something?  

Tuck/Zip/Leave

[PandaPancake]

This year I'm forgoing the usual lock-thread-and-ban method for violators and moving on to finding your home address and bringing a paddle.

I have a 4' long cattle prod I use for none of your damn business that you could borrow

[philit99]

After dealing with Poseidon's kiss (pooping and having the water splash back at your butthole), air from the hand dryer can be redirected towards your bum to remove any unwanted moisture. Also the warm air feels heavenly as it gently caresses your bean bag. 

9/10, would recommend. 

 

 

This might be the funniest diagram I have EVER seen. This should be posted on milk cartons next to the missing kids.

on second thought, Mr. Igo is it possible to give awards at the end of the year, one for best post, one for most informative, and one for the funniest? I recommend this post 10/10 times for the funniest.