Eyeballs in the Butt

[Jimmy]

http://crazed.com/wyoming-man-eyeballs-in-cavity/

You thought a dead man with 1,200 guns was interesting....I'll see your dead man & 1,200 guns and raise you with a man who had 30+ bovine eyeballs in his rectum.  

Yes!  This dude had a bunch of cow eyeballs stuffed in his arse when he was stopped by police in Wyoming.  A couple rolled out of his pants leg when he stepped out of his car.

 

 

[SmokinwithWilly]

Redneck anal beads?

[Mother Grabber]

"stepped out of his El Camino...".  you can't make this poo up.

[jasonluckydog]

Where else was he supposed to put them? You people act like your all high and mighty with no eyeballs in your ass! 

[Mr. Scot]

Well, there's a thread title I haven't seen before...

[Jangler]

Oh man to have been the cop and say "I see what you did there."

"stepped out of his El Camino...".  you can't make this poo up.

I saw a 78 Caballero the other day , in perfect condition, not looking like a hot rod. It was so cool.

[Kevin Greene]

Oh man to have been the cop and say "I see what you did there."

I saw a 78 Caballero the other day , in perfect condition, not looking like a hot rod. It was so cool.

Gimme a nice 71 El Camino....and no red neck anal beads thanks.

[SmootsDaddy89]

"stepped out of his El Camino...".  you can't make this poo up.

http://rock967online.com/hoax-casper-man-smuggling-eyeballs/

 

apparently you can.

[SCP]

Maybe the guy was driving in his pick-up car to some weird variation of nude paintball where you bend over and shoot eyeballs out of your ass at your opponent.  He's setting himself up for a mean case of hemorrhoids though.

[IMON KRAQUE]

Shoulda told the cop he has rectal glaucoma. & can't see his ass going to jail

[Daddy_Uncle]

Eyeballs in butt actually sounds pretty nice. I have some eyeballs that I keep from sheep and cows and pigs. They are just like greased marbles. I could see the enjoyment

[jackson113]

A new movie...Look who's pooping now...

[Mr. Scot]

Reminds me of my favorite threat...

"I'm gonna rip your ears off and shove em up your crack so you can hear me kickin' your ass".

Maybe somebody followed through with that threat...only with eyes.