"Oh, you have a lovely daughter"

[Mr. Scot]

Nice to hear when you're with your daughter.

Decidedly less so when you're with your girlfriend :(

(as has now happened to me three or four times)

[Hawk]

take it as a compliment man...ya....you're old as dirt but you still get to have a younger wife to bang on

[iBBB]

Let the huddle decide... aka pics or it didn't happen

[Mr. Scot]

take it as a compliment man...ya....you're old as dirt but you still get to have a younger wife to bang on

Said it before: I'm 48 and look like I'm in my mid-fifties.

She's 39 and looks like she's in her mid-twenties.

If I kiss her in public, people look at me like I'm a dirty old man.

[KSpan]

Said it before: I'm 48 and look like I'm in my mid-fifties.

She's 39 and looks like she's in her mid-twenties.

If I kiss her in public, people look at me like I'm a dirty old man.

Sounds terrible.

[Hawk]

guess public sex would be out of the question then

[Mr. Scot]

Yeah, it would.

[Dex]

pics

[Jangler]

Living the fantasy....boo hoo

[TheRed]

All the more reason to get frisky in public.

[Mr. Scot]

Living the fantasy....boo hoo

The fantasy of looking old?

[SmokinwithWilly]

If someone is giving you a dirty look, turn around, put your hand on her ass, and say "better than your mother's". 

You'll probably get slapped by your wife, but you would give someone nightmares for a week. 

[Jangler]

The fantasy of looking old?

Benjamin Button?

[Mr. Scot]

Oh, and believe me, my girlfriend is having way too much fun with this.