The Male Pedicure

[propagandamachine]

I've flown to another country - Austria to be exact and (didn't even get laid by an ex) trust me we Men will do wild things to get laid. We will start wars , end racism , invent faster internet anything for the ladies ANYTHING

Okay fine it was the thought of getting the same magical BJ I got ( she didn't warn me) should have seen my luggage : had a rainbow of condoms sigh

[propagandamachine]

My wife got this young girl who is gorgeous doing her feet. The lady doing mine is no spring chicken but she has a firm touch that reminds me of this time in Vegas I got a message from a tranny outside of the mermaid hotel on Fremont street. 

Ho Kim has magic hands. 

Hahahahahajja - almost chocked and trannies can be absolutely gorgeous

[Mother Grabber]

on the Purdue water polo team, we gave out the 'silver trout' award to the person who put in the most work to get laid on a road trip. if this indeed led to some tang, you have a legit entry for the award.

[Frank Hollywood]

Nothing wrong with a foot massage. I'd get another pedicure anyday.

[pstall]

The dog days of the off-season are upon us. Next op you're gonna tell me you and your wife went and got tofu tacos while listening to 5 Seconds of Summer.

[Riverboat Ron]

Did you get the happy ending?

[cookinbrak]

Y'all realize we have a game in 33 days, right?

[PoundCat]

Man card intact for now since there were extenuating circumstances. You WILL lose it when you go back. And it sounds like you will be going back buddy. Or should I say girlfriend. 

[Arroz con Panther]

Before anyone says this isn't Panthers related, just look at his shorts.

[DamnItJake!]

I am confused !! Why are u questioning ur man card?? Did u get violated and just screaming for help!! A massage should be awesome as I have not had 1st class poo like u.. But u may n red to reference Pulp Fiction on foot massages!!

[PoundCat]

Before anyone says this isn't Panthers related, just look at his shorts.

Tarheels maybe?

[ThPantherFan]

Well boys. I fuged up and lackadaisically agreed weeks ago to get a pedicure the next time my wife did. I think I may have been trying to get some ass, or maybe was just trying to get her to go to bed so I could play Battlefield, I don't really remember. 

Well, today we went for a nice walk, went to the local cyclery to get 'fitted' for mountain bikes, and then she called in my marker. I only vaguely remember the agreement, but considering she gave me up to $1,000 for my bike budget, I didn't fight it. 

So here I am sitting in this massage chair (heavy kneading ftw), and this little Asian lady is about to go to town on my feet. I've never done this before and will update when I'm done. 

Does my man card get revoked for this or this part of the new metro thing? I'm an old school man, filled with piss and vinegar and I don't talk about my feelings and when I break a finger I duct tape it to the closest one. 

So what say you huddle? Am I less of a man now?

 

YOOU HAVVVVE BLUUUE feet!

[Arroz con Panther]

Tarheels maybe?

I mean obviously they're cheap, high quality, Panther shorts.

[pstall]

My eyebrows went up most when i read 1k for the bike budget. I can't get that for vacation. ..