Huddle Advice - What's the best way to ask your wife to get a boob job?

[PoundCat]

From one guy to another ... before you decide whether to fund this venture ... find out from wifey just how much of an augmentation is she talking about.  Is it AUGMENTATION or augmentation?   If she is a solid B and wants a small or comfortable C ... not worth it.  Tell her she is beautiful the way she is and after kids, she is still more attractive than women without kids.  Name a mutual friend if you can think of one.

If you are talking B to D, get out the checkbook.  Tell her she is beautiful but you understand how having babies must take a toll on her body.  Working out (etc.etc.) can fix most things but not that.  Remind her how your body has deteriorated without having kids.  If it makes her feel better or more confident, then by all means, it is worth the money.  To seal the deal ... buy her a lingerie outfit with D cups, and tell her it is for after the surgery.  OR ... if your wife knows that is just a present for you, give her a few hundred for clothes shopping after the surgery.  Who cares about lingerie anyways.

I actually disagree. Going from a B to a C gives you lift and perk without a dramatic size increase, and may look more natural and real, and probably closer to what she looked like before kids.

Wow, I never thought I would be talking about another man's wife's anatomy on a football board. How long til camp again?

[Devil Doc]

Well... My Fiance wants surgery because she has a "Symmetry" issue. Boy she would kill me if she knew I said that. Honestly, I don't care about her "Issue"..... But she does.

[Cat]

I'm trying to convince my husband to "let" me get one. OK so he'd let me get one but I'd feel bad about spending the money. I basically need him to call the doctor, make the appointment and pay the bill to not feel terrible about spending money on my boobs. I wouldn't be offended at all if he did any of this. 

[Hawk]

I'm trying to convince my husband to "let" me get one. OK so he'd let me get one but I'd feel bad about spending the money. I basically need him to call the doctor, make the appointment and pay the bill to not feel terrible about spending money on my boobs. I wouldn't be offended at all if he did any of this.

sorry biscuit...my funding is now officially going elsewhere!!!!

 

same dealio....pm before pics and we will go from there!!!!

 

 

[WCUcats]

Listen to some wisdom boys NEVER buy tits for your wife, you are buying them for the next guy. ALWAYS buy tits for your side bitch, she is desperately trying to upgrade herself in hopes you leave wifey for her.

You are all welcome in advance. 

[ecu88]

As my two old college roommate told me, if she bitches stick it in her ass :). When you ask her and she bitches, you know what to do. Seriously, you are in a no win situation..........

[Devil Doc]

It would be great to have Before Pics and After Pics with all this talk about Augmentation and types of Augmentation.... maybe we need some pics to show examples?

[PhillyB]

Name a mutual friend if you can think of one.

questionable tactic

[Hawk]

so I have an embarassing admission to make...speaking of fake boobs....I'm 47 years old and I've never had my hands, or any other body part on a pair of bolt ons.  Maybe one of you wants to work out a rental agreement or something?

[PoundCat]

Listen to some wisdom boys NEVER buy tits for your wife, you are buying them for the next guy. ALWAYS buy tits for your side bitch, she is desperately trying to upgrade herself in hopes you leave wifey for her.

You are all welcome in advance. 

That's a rather large investment for someone you barely buy dinner for. :)

[O-Ther]

That's a rather large investment for someone you barely buy dinner for. :)

Side bitches aren't for having dinner with. They're for having dessert with. And some desserts are worth more than dinner. :)

Btw, side bitches should be like tp. Soft, strong, able to handle all the sh!t we'll give them, and most importantly, disposable.

[Devil Doc]

Side Chicks? Like Cheating on your Wife, Fiance or GF?  No Bueno...

However... if she is cool with it... Carry on... and I applaud you.

 

so I have an embarassing admission to make...speaking of fake boobs....I'm 47 years old and I've never had my hands, or any other body part on a pair of bolt ons.  Maybe one of you wants to work out a rental agreement or something?

Maybe if you make it to the JAX game or Big Panther Game.... I'm  sure a Huddler can make your Wish...

[Darth Biscuit]

so I have an embarassing admission to make...speaking of fake boobs....I'm 47 years old and I've never had my hands, or any other body part on a pair of bolt ons.  Maybe one of you wants to work out a rental agreement or something?

Yep, me neither... prior to me being married (which was many, many moons ago) they weren't nearly as prevalent as they are nowadays...

 

Hawk set a test drive up for us.

[Johnny Rockets]

 

 

 

 

Yep, me neither... prior to me being married (which was many, many moons ago) they weren't nearly as prevalent as they are nowadays...

 

Hawk set a test drive up for us.

Hmmmm...how much you and Hawk talking about here?