Report: Jason Pierre-Paul injured in fireworks accident

[Jase]

Will he be able to drive himself to the giants facility, or will he need to carpal with some of his teammates?

 

 

Sorry I'm late to a pun thread

[Panthro]

[PoundCat]

 Thanks for the safety tips no fun Nancy. 

I agree with no-fun-10-attached-finger-Nancy. :)

[RealBitsOfPanther]

This thread delivers.

[Cary Kollins]

welp, he can wave his pro-bowl chances good bye

 

 

or not

 

[Jase]

Trying to understand fireworks safety procedures must've stumped him.

[Jangler]

It's a good thing they sell left handed lighters.

 

Sorry, I've been fingering my brain all night.

[Mr Mojo Risin]

Giants withdraw 60 million dollar contract offer

 

http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap3000000500185/article/new-york-giants-pull-60m-offer-to-jason-pierrepaul

[SCMunnerlyn1]

Giants withdraw 60 million dollar contract offer

 

http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap3000000500185/article/new-york-giants-pull-60m-offer-to-jason-pierrepaul

They mustve been concerned he couldn't physically sign it.

[PanthersClinic]

Stupid is as stupid does. Low intelligence is common in sports. Unfortunately not everyone is great at everything.

It reminds me of Jay Williams wrecking his motorcycle.

Great athletes tend to lack risk aversion. Beating up women, blowing up your hand, crashing motorcycles, doing illegal drugs, beating your children, etc - these are not wise decisions. Oh, I forgot one, shooting yourself is also ill-advised. And getting drunk and saying racial slurs. etc etc etc.

If fireworks were all removed from society this wouldn't happen. But if there were no low IQ people this also wouldn't happen.

About as stupid as these people in NC who keep going into the ocean and getting bit by sharks.

 

[pstall]

Stupid is as stupid does. Low intelligence is common in sports. Unfortunately not everyone is great at everything.

It reminds me of Jay Williams wrecking his motorcycle.

Great athletes tend to lack risk aversion. Beating up women, blowing up your hand, crashing motorcycles, doing illegal drugs, beating your children, etc - these are not wise decisions. Oh, I forgot one, shooting yourself is also ill-advised. And getting drunk and saying racial slurs. etc etc etc.

If fireworks were all removed from society this wouldn't happen. But if there were no low IQ people this also wouldn't happen.

About as stupid as these people in NC who keep going into the ocean and getting bit by sharks.

 

You ok?

[PanthersClinic]

You ok?

Yeah. my hands are great. I watched fireworks set off by a professional.

[Mr. Scot]

Stupid is as stupid does. Low intelligence is common in sports. Unfortunately not everyone is great at everything.

It reminds me of Jay Williams wrecking his motorcycle.

Great athletes tend to lack risk aversion. Beating up women, blowing up your hand, crashing motorcycles, doing illegal drugs, beating your children, etc - these are not wise decisions. Oh, I forgot one, shooting yourself is also ill-advised. And getting drunk and saying racial slurs. etc etc etc.

If fireworks were all removed from society this wouldn't happen. But if there were no low IQ people this also wouldn't happen.

About as stupid as these people in NC who keep going into the ocean and getting bit by sharks.

I'll grant that JPP probably did something stupid here, but I've never gotten the impression that he actually is stupid.

Are you going off of this incident in that judgment or by something else?

(or are you just being sarcastic)

 

[mrford]

I have set off my own fireworks for over a decade, and still have all my fingers

 

if you start outlawing everything that dumbasses cant deal with, you will have a boring world

 

unfortunately this has already started.