Report: Jason Pierre-Paul injured in fireworks accident

[chknwing]

He might lose his KFC endorsement deal

 

 

false advertising.

he can still lick his finger, he just has to take it out of a jar first now

[ladypanther]

Above link:

 

http://nypost.com/2015/07/05/jason-pierre-paul-severely-injures-hand-in-fireworks-accident/

[Dex]

looks like single-digit stats for him this year

[Sean Payton's Vicodin]

Matt Ryan got injured in a sparkler accident

[ctrcat]

Sucks for JPP and the NYG.  They're illegal in Mecklenburg for a reason.  Freakin dangerous.  I've seen an 8 year old girl who escaped death but has scars on her torso for the rest of her life after an "adult" in her neighborhood, shot one of these "harmless" things.  

Hopefully this tragedy will help expose their danger and people will grow some sense and go to shows instead of taking matters into their own "hands".

[frash.exe]

Independence Day is a very dangerous day

[TANTRIC-NINJA]

Dont let the Gov take my explosives too!! They already got the dern Dukes...-SC citizens.

[Dex]

[Riverboat Ron]

Jason Pierre-Paul-Stubbs

[Batman]

Too much drinking & fireworks ... what could possibly go wrong?

It takes more than just alcohol for someone to light a mortar on top of their head. That dude was an idiot.

[Panthro]

Not the type of finger bang you hope for over a holiday weekend

[markbm62]

He might lose his KFC endorsement deal

 

 

false advertising.

did not want to laugh but I could not help myself, I feel very bad now.

[I'mBack]

Gotta hand it to everybody, these puns are hands down one of the funnier ones I have heard.

[Mr. Scot]

Of all the crazy things...

And let's be clear.  You don't have to be drunk to do something stupid with fireworks.

Being a teenager can be just as effective.

(my friends and I learned that lesson quite clearly a few decades back)