SCP: Five questions for the Panthers going into camp

[Kevin Greene]

 

Commissioner Roger Gordell is doing his best to keep the white trash Saint fans on high alert as their high priced defensive end beats women on the Redneck Riviera with a belt. But unless you cheat to win games like Tom Brady or produce rap music that would make Senator Lindsey Graham laugh like Greg Hardy, this time period is as boring as watching a 5’2”, 230 lb. stay-at-home son suck down a strawberry summer salad from Wendy’s in between sets of wrist curls.

 

Outstanding as usual.

I would make one change;

But unless you cheat to win games like Tom Brady or produce rap music that would make Senator Lindsey Graham laugh like Greg Hardy, this time period is as boring as watching a 5’2”, 230 lb. stay-at-home son suck down a strawberry summer salad from Wendy’s in betwen sucking down sleeves of Girl Scout Thin Mint cookies.

 

[DaveThePanther2008]

Holy Crap batman that was too damn funny.  SCP you need to publish this stuff.  I couldn't eat in fear of choking on something funny.

 

Glad to see you are sharpening that pencil for the 2015 season.

 

LMFAO.

 

 

[Carl Spackler]

Then Al Gore invented Twitter and the world changed forever. 

fify

[Moorgan]

https://500px.com/JeremyIgo

Before I click on this link...is it SFW? (I have a feeling it's not)