The world is your oyster (and it's full of MORON's like Dwight Owen)

[332nd]

My first thought anytime someone uses the word "saucy". Every. Time. Like I've been brainwashed or something. I did see that movie a lot has a kid though...

I feel you... every time i hear "the jig is up!" I yell "and gone!" 

[Mr. Scot]

I feel you... every time i hear "the jig is up!" I yell "and gone!" 

I always respond to that with "the news is out, they've finally found me".

[pantherphan96]

Posted this before, but its still accurate in regards to FB comments:

http://www.theonion.com/article/area-facebook-user-incredibly-stupid-36712

[Jangler]

My first thought anytime someone uses the word "saucy". Every. Time. Like I've been brainwashed or something. I did see that movie a lot has a kid though...

but, did you get the joke when you were a kid?

[The NFL Shield At Midfield]

Posted this before, but its still accurate in regards to FB comments:

http://www.theonion.com/article/area-facebook-user-incredibly-stupid-36712

that's what i look like when i'm gearing up to shitpost on this site

[Moorgan]

but, did you get the joke when you were a kid?

yeah I did. But I didn't like my eggs that way.

[Jangler]

I didn't...

Smart comedies aren't made anymore. Loud and raunchy is all that hollywood craps out now.

raunchy without nudity

WTF?

[SmootsDaddy89]

This Owen guy... Studied at UNC, cashier at Arby's. End of story.

lol see guys? Go to UNCC for 7 years, get a dream job at arbys.

(taste it Jase)

[Mother Grabber]

I didn't...

Smart comedies aren't made anymore. Loud and raunchy is all that hollywood craps out now.

raunchy without nudity

WTF?

I don't know too many kids who know what bearnaise sauce is. hell, most adults think it's the same thing as hollandaise, or just call it cream sauce.

i just laughed because it was too guys getting sassy with each other.

[TheRumGone]

Anyone with the first name Dwight needs to have yoakam as their last name otherwise it ain't gods way.

[heelinfine]

Headline...Cam Newton discovers cure for cancer!!!!!!!

What a jerk!!!  Cam doesn't give a poo about people with heart disease. 

[Moorgan]

I don't know too many kids who know what bearnaise sauce is. hell, most adults think it's the same thing as hollandaise, or just call it cream sauce.

i just laughed because it was too guys getting sassy with each other.

they are pretty similar but I may have been making that same mistake my entire life until you mentioned it. :)