Gender-Specific Complaints

[SmokinwithWilly]

Who uses paper towels anymore? The Dyson Blade hand dryer is about 2000lbs of thrust and will dry your hands in about 5 seconds with no buttons to push.

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It's not my hands I worry about. It's the guy walking out grabbing the handle that didn't wash his hands after his visit picking his belly button on the way out. Those are some germs that I really don't want to share.

 

 

 

 

 

[Jangler]

5. Instead of washing my hands after I pee I should probably be scrubbing my junk in the sink....that air dryer would probably feel pretty nice

It does, but you get weird looks from some people. Stay out of family bathrooms when doing this. 

[Kevin Greene]

I mean it makes sense to put the dispenser nearer the sinks, but who cares if you drip water?

​Possibly a wet tile floor and high heels is a good recipe for slipping and falling on your ass.

 

[Batman]

Air dryers are nasty and carry germs. They're like little incubators. I hate bathrooms that only have those things, especially at restaurants. I don't wanna dry my hands with those things then open a nasty door with my hands before eating.

[Mol3m4n]

Alright guys, why is there always a big puddle of pee in the floor? How do you just blatantly miss like that?

[thefuzz]

I have a headache?

[Darth Biscuit]

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​Did you say something?

[Hawk]

Disclaimer: I do wash my hands everytime I visit the restroom

 

With that said: I think it is a little bothersome when people make a big deal of washing your hands after you pee.

1. Was taught not to pee on my hands

2. Your junk should be cleaner than your hands

3. Your hands touch nasty poo all day

4. Your junk stays in your hopefully clean underwear all day (some Huddlers excluded)

5. Instead of washing my hands after I pee I should probably be scrubbing my junk in the sink....that air dryer would probably feel pretty nice

​amazes me how often I get odd looks because I wash my hands before I pee for just those reasons!