Cam Newton Contract Announcement Poll

[bababoey]

I had an hour layover in Chicago and was the last person on the next plane.  No way you can make in 33 min.

[WCUcats]

Do you have 33 mins until boarding or 33 mins until the plane is scheduled to take off? They close the boarding doors 10min before the plane is scheduled to depart so you will only have 23 mins. 

Depending on how far you are from your next flight you might not even have time to poop your pants.

[jdpanther5]

Huh, apparently poll percentages aren't distributed by question. Makes sense. 

[SCP]

Purchased Gogo inflight interwebs hoping to see some good news.  I'm disappoint.  It will occur after 3.  

 

Update: Ground delays and a late arriving crew has cut my poop window to zero.  Merica.

[uncfan888]

sitting on the throne for too long leads to hemorrhoids... I do my business and get off the pot

[jayflip]

Will you crop dust the plane on your way to the shitter?

[Cary Kollins]

The huddle hasn't been this divided since the great "ketchup vs mustard" debate of 2015.

[bga71]

30 minutes to poop?  Plenty of time.  You could do a tough-n-go in 2 minutes.

[Mother Grabber]

33 minutes is a tiny window.

then take a tiny poop

[CoastalCat]

So by the time I fly through Salt Lake and land in Vegas it should be around 3PM EST.  

​You need to fix your percentages. Anal retentive man has spoken.

[Cary Kollins]

then take a tiny poop

 

I'm so confused. Tiny poops are reserved for Pomeranians.

[SmokinwithWilly]

It all depends on the breakfast. If its on of those giant bran muffins or a bowl of oatmeal, you have time to poop. Grilled cheese extra cheese and you may be pushing it, in more ways than one.

Sausage and egg sandwich extra hot sauce, you will shake SLC with the thunder from your bowels. This is turn will cause nipple shorts to experience a southernly drift on his wasteband, scaring Cam into signing at 2:38 out of fear and confusion. Excellent choice. Shock and awe. 

[SCP]

Percentages blow, look at the raw data.  

 

Had to run from B concourse to C concourse.  SLC has been crop dusted.  No time to duece. :-(. Sales life.

[L-TownCat]

doesnt look like its gonna happen today.