This explains so much...

[pantherphan96]

From this I have learned to stay away from Florida and that the midwest apparently does not believe in flu vaccines.

[Montsta]

I take long shits sometimes and I'm in California.

So what the fug is hyperplasia of prostate????

[Mr. Scot]

I take long shits sometimes and I'm in California.

So what the fug is hyperplasia of prostate????

When your ******* shrivels up and falls off.

Just kidding. I don't know what it is.

[jasonluckydog]

Definitely one of the better threads this month A+

[Chaos]

What's the legal intervention cause of death? Execution?

[Snake]

I take long shits sometimes and I'm in California.

So what the fug is hyperplasia of prostate????

It means your butthole is going to swell up so you can't poop. You will need surgery, then you will have to use dildos to train your butt how to poop aging and stretch the scar tissue. I suggest turning gay right now to make it easy on yourself.

I'm really not kidding about the dildo thing...