Balls + Heater = Low hanging fruit

[YourMomsLover]

Problem solved. Can you imagine the fuging bombs though? Plus you get the awesome whistle effect.

[Batman]

A+ thread would read again

I've gotta find you at a tailgate this year. I'd share my beer with you. Maybe even give you a little groping action if you're lucky.

[KittyLover]

I know I'm not the only one who places his over the water spouts in the pool. Fastest way to disperse the pee. See you at the Y....

[the butch]

Tweet from Steve Reed

"@SteveReedAP: Panthers say they have "no comment" on Patriots allegations they and the Vikings put balls in front of heaters during away game in 2014."

My question is who doesn't put their balls in front of the heater while in Minnesota? Have you not seen what a MN winter can do to the twig and berries?

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A warm ball would only stay warm for a minute or two in those temps and both teams were doing it.

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Every pun is fully intended.

4 hours until beer time. Woot!

This is an incredibly intelligent post that most will undervalue.

[SCP]

I know I'm not the only one who places his over the water spouts in the pool. Fastest way to disperse the pee. See you at the Y....

Damn straight

[KJ89]

I know I'm not the only one who places his over the water spouts in the pool. Fastest way to disperse the pee. See you at the Y....

That's not what those are for?

[YourMomsLover]

Weird... I use them to cleanse my colon. I'll have to try the pee thing.

[YourMomsLover]

You could always fashion some small pockets in your boxers where your junk sits, and stuff hand warmers in them.

Around the taint region.

[SmokinwithWilly]

I know I'm not the only one who places his over the water spouts in the pool. Fastest way to disperse the pee. See you at the Y....

Don't forget when you bust a major fart in the pool. That way people don't notice the hot tub effect you made.

[CPcavedweller]

And the Panthers and Vikes came clean about their balls.

We were warned, the Patriots weren't. Someone tipped the crew off, they let it go, and wouldn't you know, one both teams balls were inflated, the patriots had the bigger balls. And they scored more points on the Hawjs in the that final ten minutes than the Hawks had given up in the ten prior games combined.

Riddle me that Jack

[Cary Kollins]

We were warned, the Patriots weren't. Someone tipped the crew off, they let it go, and wouldn't you know, one both teams balls were inflated, the patriots had the bigger balls. And they scored more points on the Hawjs in the that final ten minutes than the Hawks had given up in the ten prior games combined.

Riddle me that Jack

I remember my first 8 ball.

[DamnItJake!]

Maybe they inflated Kasay's balls that why it sailed out at the 40 yard line !! Bastards!!

[CatMan72]

Big difference between doing it in plain sight and taking a bag of balls in the bathroom and actually tampering with them.