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"Dreaming of the Season" by 0DegreesKelvin

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Man, the offseason is so boring

I don't know what to do

With other teams free agent whoring

The panthers are staying true

When Luke & TD start breathing

Matty Ice shits his thong

Just wait till Charles starts feeding

The critics will be wrong

When our D plays the Saints

Alexander will treat Drew like a Narc

Punish him until he faints

And create a matching poo mark

Don't get me started on the bucs

I heard Winston could really hurl

But Short will make him tuck

In wiener in like a girl

With Shaq now on the team

And Funchess as a threat

Darryl Williams will cream

Making D linemen his pets

I feel sorry for the rest

Like one great man kept hounding

Panthers will beat their chest

And forever keep pounding

Go panthers!

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