I have been abducted by aliens, says Japan's first lady

[Darth Biscuit]

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/asia/i-have-been-abducted-by-aliens-says-japans-first-lady-1780888.html

"While my body was asleep, I think my soul rode on a triangular-shaped UFO and went to Venus," she explains in the tome she published last year. "It was a very beautiful place, and it was very green."

Wow, Venus huh?

[Epistaxis]

Total

Loon

[tarheelblue89]

Seems Legit.

[Cat]

why not? ...I had a friend tell me yesterday God was talking to her about me. That's apparently normal, why not this?

[SmootsDaddy89]

[SmootsDaddy89]

[SmootsDaddy89]

[Delhomeboy]

why not? ...I had a friend tell me yesterday God was talking to her about me. That's apparently normal, why not this?

[Darth Biscuit]

why not? ...I had a friend tell me yesterday God was talking to her about me. That's apparently normal, why not this?

Wait a minute now... was he actually verbally speaking to her or just speaking to her in her head?

[OneBadassCat]

Makes since considering she's an alien.

[Skew]

Venus IS nice this time of year.

[Darth Biscuit]

Venus IS nice this time of year.

I don't know... her knee has been bothering her.

[Cat]

Wait a minute now... was he actually verbally speaking to her or just speaking to her in her head?

I don't know, I wasn't there and I didn't ask. I just said, "interesting" and we haven't talked again. I'm kinda pissed because "God" told her some untrue, mean things about me and now those inaccurate "feelings" and "facts" have been attached to me by the Almighty God.

I thought about saying to her that the flying spaghetti monster told me she was a delusional bitch and then let that end the friendship. That's my initial desire but I would never do that.

[Cat]

Wait a minute now... was he actually verbally speaking to her or just speaking to her in her head?

Why would that matter though? What if he was speaking to her through her hair dryer? would that make it anymore crazy? -Sam Harris