Cargo shorts

[Montsta]

OMG those remind me of JNCO pants kids wore when I was a young lad to go rollerblading, or fruit-booting, as U.S. Awesome skateboarders called them. Lol good times.

[SCP]

Somebody who doesn't like cargo shorts, post a pic of shorts that are acceptable.

*waits for mid-thigh length pastel plaid*

I bought a plaid pair of cargo shorts from Old Navy. That should piss off the young guys.

[Moorgan]

I'd like a pair that has some sort of bottle opener woven I to it somehow.

I have two pairs of board shorts that have a wax comb combo bottle opener attached with a lanyard.

But those are for swimming.

[Jeremy Igo]

The day pussy frat boys dictate what shorts real men wear in the south is the day I will be ashamed to be an American.

[RealBitsOfPanther]

I have two pairs of board shorts that have a wax comb combo bottle opener attached with a lanyard.

But those are for swimming.

 

I wear board shorts all the time during the summer.. Is that weird? 

[SCP]

Nothing like walking through Disney when it's hot as fug and one of the kids needs a wet wipe. A little cargo pocket mining and within seconds my kid has a clean face or I call a quick audible for the wipe and my ass has a nice fresh scent to it. Try doing that with some tight straight legged A&F Classic Fit shorts.

[Darth Biscuit]

idk how I missed this thread so far, but I'm wearing camo cargo shorts sitting at my desk RIGHT NOW.

[FuFuLamePoo]

 

The ONLY difference? No pockets on the thighs. That's what makes cargo shorts dorky.

thank you

[Jase]

 

The ONLY difference? No pockets on the thighs. That's what makes cargo shorts dorky.

 

That and they're cut significantly tighter, whereas cargo shorts tend to flare a bit. Sit down and those will hug skin tight all the way down.  Especially if you exercise your legs at all. My pecker needs a little more breathing room.

 

[FuFuLamePoo]

The biggest reason to wear the ones I posted? 95% of women will prefer them. But SCP and Zod are already married and it's over for them, so they couldn't care less about that sort of thing.

keep on preaching

[SCP]

pretty much

[Darth Biscuit]

I guess if you have bony arms women tend to notice things like cargo shorts...

[Darth Biscuit]

Or pasty-white bony arms?

 

 

We'll have to ask Lola but I don't think the skin tone is really a factor.

[Chimera]

Laughed at in college? Because this guy should determine what I wear