Cargo shorts

[Moorgan]

I wear board shorts all the time during the summer.. Is that weird?

I'd imagine that its standard attire for beachy areas. Not enough pockets for me to wear often.

[Panthro]

 

The ONLY difference? No pockets on the thighs. That's what makes cargo shorts dorky.

 

Sorry but those are about 4 inches to long

 

 

Get you some of these...5 inch inseam and cargo's

 

Sometimes in the summer when it's hot out I have to retuck my balls back inside em. Plus the elastic is great for eating at buffets

 

Oh and SCP they come in camo

[RoaringRiot]

I'm so glad I've never had to worry about what my shorts looked like to get a girl. I feel sorry for you guys that do.

[MichaelNewtonII]

Not only do I wear cargo shorts, I wear camo cargo shorts. Get some haters! Go Panthers!ImageUploadedByCarolinaHuddle1431230988.930634.jpg

Even Dave would pull these up to his chin.

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CAMO CARGO GANG.

[Montsta]

I'm so glad I've never had to worry about what my shorts looked like to get a girl. I feel sorry for you guys that do.

My shorts have always had a slight bulge. I always just assumed that's what got the girl, the fact that you could still make it out through a solid layer of gabardine.

[Panthro]

Girl 10 years ago: Hey I hate your shorts. would not bang.

 

Me 10 years ago: So you've waded through my smoking,  excessive drinking, bad facial hair, love handles, my love of asian massage porn and buffets just to tell me my shorts drove you away?!?!? 

[Jeremy Igo]

If you don't have extra pockets where do you put your phone, keys, wallet, skoal, pocket knife, and the napkin the waitress just gave you with her number on it? 

[Montsta]

CAMO CARGO GANG.

Camo cargos WITH a USA flag top? I don't know if you took that in the bathroom of a nascar event, but kudos to you sir, for you have won this thread.

[MichaelNewtonII]

Camo cargos WITH a USA flag top? I don't know if you took that in the bathroom of a nascar event, but kudos to you sir, for you have won this thread.

girls like it & u already know the cargos are polo

[Chimera]

When I met my wife, I was probably wearing carpenter jeans and a faded glory t shirt.

 

In other words, it was definitely my personality.

[Moorgan]

My shorts have always had a slight bulge. I always just assumed that's what got the girl, the fact that you could still make it out through a solid layer of gabardine.

There's only 1 pocket that gets the girls. The one with your wallet. Unless of course that bulge isn't from money but instead from receipts and random nonsense. If that's the case, you may also be wearing black socks and sandals.

[Jeremy Igo]

Live and learn, boys.

[chknwing]

If you don't have extra pockets where do you put your phone, keys, wallet, skoal, pocket knife, and the napkin the waitress just gave you with her number on it? 

 

in his crotch, tons of room in there

[chknwing]

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Live and learn, boys.

 

you were Favorited by a mannequin and someone one that apparently looks like one