Bangable -- too close or not?

[PandaPancake]

I have a half sister that's older than me. She really wanted to focus on the part of us that wasn't related

[PhillyB]

on a scale of 1-10 how mortified would you and/or your family be if they found?

 

if the number is above a 1.5 you should find someone else to bang

[Ja Rhule]

fug HER RIGHT IN THE PUSSY!

-Jameis Winston

[Mvp2014]

Do it

[Kevin Greene]

[Seal (SmittyIsOurSavior)]

Your family will think yall are some weird ass motherf*ckers though.

[davos]

Well to clarify, she's not really related...the best way you can put it is her uncle married my aunt and I didn't know she existed until this year.  But she's outta town now, didn't do it.  Had to show her around town this past weekend.  Love the gif haha

[Mother Grabber]

should have shown her around the inside of your pants

[Jangler]

What about them titties?

[Cary Kollins]

It'll make which side of the aisle to sit on much easier for your wedding guests.

[Kramerica]

No one here can truly determine whether it's worth the potential awkwardness without pics.

[PandaPancake]

What about them titties?

Several nipples, fat, milk glands, and some ducts. Which may or may not be quacking

[shreddingdefense]

Why? You got a perfectly good right hand just begging for it!

[Hawk]

what the fug....where's the pics?  you post a thread like this without pics?

 

where's my damn bant stick