Whisky River

[cultclassiccat]

Alice's name is Alejando Lastra and he's a realtor. His father is a doctor.

That's not him.

appreciated floppin.

[Hotsauce]

I remember when that place first opened up, I guess it was fun?

However, it wasn't bad because Bar of Charlotte attracted the "Affliction" crowd.

[Johnny Rockets]

I saw Natasha Bedingfield play there back in 2008. She is pretty hot and that damn Pocket Full of Sunshine song was so catchy. I think the Veronicas opened up for her. 

 

The only other time I was there was when I had a work conference and we had rooms at the Aloft. Had a few drinks that night and took an Ambien around 11pm to get to sleep. 10 mins later a girl that was attending the conference called me from the lobby and asked if I would go to Whiskey River with her. I remember making it down to the lobby, then something about a mechanical bull but that's about it. 

 

Good times. 

[Mvp2014]

Not really: http://jacksonville.com/entertainment/food-and-dining/2014-01-17/story/without-notice-whisky-river-closes-jacksonvilles

Looks like BMG runs them, so it's basically a newer version of BAR Charlotte. It's the bug zapper that all the rednecks from surrounding towns are drawn to when they come in for a night in the big city.

Lol this exactly

[PhillyB]

I figured phillyb you would at least answer the question considering you probably know his real name and blood type. carry on no need to interfere with the circle jerkness, tho it would be nice to know the kid who has been "jokingly" tourmented online didn't just get murdered.

 

i feel like i've completely missed something here

[Batman]

there's a little dive in bumfug kernersville, north carolina called time out. the bartender looks like ten miles of bad road and shirtless fat boys sit around calling each other sexual epithets and girls with browning logos tattooed on their necks grind on their men with browning logos tattooed on their arms and a dj spins discs of rap songs that white people know so a duo of women indistinguishable from dat alice mirror pics can scream oh ***** ***** motherfuger into a mic covered in bo rounds and skoal.

i imagine whiskey river is like a larger version of time out.

there's a little dive in bumfug kinston, north carolina called time out. the bartender looks like ten miles of bad road and shirtless debo lookalikes sit around calling each other sexual epithets and girls with tupac tattooed on their necks grind on their men with thug life tattooed on their arms and a dj spins discs of rock songs black people know so a duo of women indistinguishable from precious mirror pics can scream i wanna fug you like an animal into a mic covered in kfc and cocoa butter lotion.

i imagine club 935 is like a larger version of time out.

[Kramerica]

there's a little dive in bumfug kernersville, north carolina called time out. the bartender looks like ten miles of bad road and shirtless fat boys sit around calling each other sexual epithets and girls with browning logos tattooed on their necks grind on their men with browning logos tattooed on their arms and a dj spins discs of rap songs that white people know so a duo of women indistinguishable from dat alice mirror pics can scream oh ***** ***** motherfuger into a mic covered in bo rounds and skoal.

i imagine whiskey river is like a larger version of time out.

No need to lump all Kernersville as bumfug because of a little dive bar, now. Granted I've never set foot in this fine establishment, as described.

[PhillyB]

No need to lump all Kernersville as bumfug because of a little dive bar, now. Granted I've never set foot in this fine establishment, as described.

 

<----- grew up in k-vegas

[pstall]

Never stepped foot in there.

[Kramerica]

<----- grew up in k-vegas

*fist bump*

At least we're not Walkertown.

On topic, to hell with Whisky River or basically any spot in the Epicenter on weekends, though I hear good things about the pizza joint.

[Carl Spackler]

Epicenter isn't what it once was

[toldozer]

Epicenter isn't what it once was

So it's no longer the ruiner of Charlotte night life? Because that's what it was day one for me. I don't do downtown anymore though.

[Carl Spackler]

So it's no longer the ruiner of Charlotte night life? Because that's what it was day one for me. I don't do downtown anymore though.

 

I mean there are places you can go, depending on what you're interested in. SIP isn't too bad from my recollection. It's pretty low-key. Prohibition is less low-key. It's cool, but there aren't enough girls there and for the most part it's just couples and creepy dudes.

 

I guess what I'm saying is yeah, it kinda sucks.