The Middle Aged White Guy

[Jase]

What kind of shorts are acceptable now? I find I wear shorts less and less often.

[Brooklyn Bully]

Shorts without 1928192 pockets on them. They come in all colors, all sizes, and all materials.

[hepcat]

whatever age you are when you get married

 

Why does anyone get married

[PandaPancake]

Why does anyone get married

Fear of dying alone.

[Anybodyhome]

Why does anyone get married

 

Her 6-figure income paired with my pension, second retirement pension I have yet to draw on, and a high paying government job make life pretty fugging comfortable...

 

[The NFL Shield At Midfield]

And I'm over here entering my late 20's single, a failed musician with little savings, a crummy desk job, and nothing to show for any of my hard work than a piece of plastic no one wants to listen to.  But I'm still pretty young I guess I can still turn it around.  At what age do you just say fug and give up?

 

you aren't a failed musician if your band isn't van halen by the time you're in your late 20s

 

at least you have a day job and aren't couch surfing like some people i've known

[Kevin Greene]

Why does anyone get married

 

Love?

[RoaringRiot]

And I'm over here entering my late 20's single, a failed musician with little savings, a crummy desk job, and nothing to show for any of my hard work than a piece of plastic no one wants to listen to. But I'm still pretty young I guess I can still turn it around. At what age do you just say fug and give up?

whatever age you are when you get married

Which is never in chknwing's case.

[chknwing]

Which is never in chknwing's case.

 

by choice

[RoaringRiot]

What kind of shorts are acceptable now? I find I wear shorts less and less often.

Only DBs really care what kind of shorts other guys wear.

I couldn't give two shits about a man's shorts. Seriously.... Who the fug looks at a guy's shorts and say "those are so not-stylish"? Other than the one on here saying it.

[RoaringRiot]

by choice

Her choice

[PandaPancake]

Only DBs really care what kind of shorts other guys wear.

I couldn't give two shits about a man's shorts. Seriously.... Who the fug looks at a guy's shorts and say "those are so not-stylish"? Other than the one on here saying it.

Why should Tre Boston care about my shorts?

[*FreeFua*]

Socks and sandals every day no matter what for this kid

[Davidson Deac II]

What kind of shorts are acceptable now? I find I wear shorts less and less often.

 

I find I wear them more and more.  Especially on the days I work from home.  The advantage of getting older is you don't give a crap what people (other than your wife) think about what you wear. 

 

I do hate sandals though.  Hate walking in the damn things.