A married woman showed me her wild side

[Mol3m4n]

However, I got this woman pregnant. She said that she would just tell the other guy she had been sleeping with that it was his.

I'm going to play some Mortal Combat X to get my head around all of this mess.

[PandaPancake]

The fuq did i just read?

[pstall]

Oh it sounds resolved now. Wait chief.

I swear i need to write a book on dudeness.

[Lumps]

Do you know what a condom is? fug obamacare pays for pills too.

If it comes down to it the morning after pill is wonderful. $40 fuging dollars but fuging pennies compared to a baby.

[PanthersUnited]

Mortal Kombat X is awesome, just got it yesterday

[frash.exe]

However, I got this woman pregnant. She said that she would just tell the other guy she had been sleeping with that it was his.

I'm going to play some Mortal Combat X to get my head around all of this mess.

Does Howlin' for You start playing when you walk down the street?

[Luke Cage]

Ha. You can't be serious.  Weren't you the same guy talking about "what's with all the Christian hate" in the tinderbox?  Adultery, pre-marital sex, getting a woman pregnant out of wedlock.  When shall the stoning commence?

 

But seriously, that sucks.  You need to convince her to get an abortion.  It's not fair for the other dude to raise a kid that's not his.  And next time you plow another man's field, wear a fuging condom.  Get tested just to be sure.

[PhillyB]

fug a duck. dipping in other dude's poo is bad juju.

 

anyway, as usual, this thread is useless without more information pertinent to the situation upon which we can construct an analysis and sound advice.

[The Huddler]

Ha. You can't be serious. Weren't you the same guy talking about "what's with all the Christian hate" in the tinderbox? Adultery, pre-marital sex, getting a woman pregnant out of wedlock. When shall the stoning commence?

But seriously, that sucks. You need to convince her to get an abortion. It's not fair for the other dude to raise a kid that's not his. And next time you plow another man's field, wear a fuging condom. Get tested just to be sure.

Lol telling someone to kill his child.

fug you

[Batman]

fug a duck. dipping in other dude's poo is bad juju.

anyway, as usual, this thread is useless without more information pertinent to the situation upon which we can construct an analysis and sound advice.

OPie scored 1/10 on the originality scale.

[Mol3m4n]

It was a parody thread guys. Thread sarcasm not received.

[Luke Cage]

Lol telling someone to kill his child.

fug you

Lol science dumbass. A mass of rapidly reproducing non-self sufficient cells is not a child. Parody thread though this may be, you are an idiot. fug you.

[SCP]

Did she have pink flaps?

[Chimera]

Ha. You can't be serious.  Weren't you the same guy talking about "what's with all the Christian hate" in the tinderbox?  Adultery, pre-marital sex, getting a woman pregnant out of wedlock.  When shall the stoning commence?

 

But seriously, that sucks.  You need to convince her to get an abortion.  It's not fair for the other dude to raise a kid that's not his.  And next time you plow another man's field, wear a fuging condom.  Get tested just to be sure.

 

Christians don't follow Jewish law