Drove from Chicago to Indianapolis in this

[R0CKnR0LLA]

I took a dump this morning bigger than that car.

[SCP]

I've never been and won't judge, but Cullowhee sounds like a sad place.

 

Place is beautiful 

https://www.google.com/search?q=cullowhee+nc&rlz=1C1KMZB_enUS586US586&espv=2&biw=1366&bih=667&site=webhp&tbm=isch&imgil=UIHHZpeyeex4uM%253A%253BbLHXJbYZrHag-M%253Bhttp%25253A%25252F%25252Fwww.ashevilleguidebook.com%25252Fwnc%25252Fwnc-cities%25252Fcullowhee.htm&source=iu&pf=m&fir=UIHHZpeyeex4uM%253A%252CbLHXJbYZrHag-M%252C_&usg=__cMNJBpylmWgJ-MZeUf7C9dugODI%3D&ved=0CDQQyjc&ei=k_ElVcjGFYL2sAXUgILQAw#tbm=isch&q=cullowhee+nc

[SCP]

Good night sons of bitches.  I've got to wake up early to wind up my car for a day of sales calls.

[Montsta]

How is this Panthers related?

If SCP posts, it's allowed in the Panthers forum.

[CarolinaAllDay]

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Making sales calls in a car smaller than a port-a-john. Fugging pissed. Tried Thrifty for first time and this is all they had. I can put this stupid car in my wallet and carry it with me. I farted and it turned off while on the interstate. It was one class lower than a rickshaw. Go Panthers!

Rent with National my man. Lmk if you need the hook up...

[imminent rogaine]

You should take them to gay-nineties pizza for lunch just for the lulz.

 

I'd take them to a Pizza-Inn or a Sir Pizza then make sure to drive by a high school - any high school - and share some stories of the glory days back when you were #2 in the county. You weren't the biggest, or the fastest, but you weren't afraid of anyone; and they respected you for it. Man, those were the days. You'd give it all up if you could go back.. *sigh*

[Panthro]

Do you happen to be selling brake pads across the rust belt in order to save a small town factory in Ohio?

[SCP]

Do you happen to be selling brake pads across the rust belt in order to save a small town factory in Ohio?

I feel my first sale coming real soon.

[Chaos]

How is this Panthers related?

Jeremy once said, and I quote, that he could take a runny dump in a homeless person's mouth and it would be Panthers related. Same applies to SCP.

[thefuzz]

This was my favorite thread of the offseason.

 

 

Had everything I needed:

 

 

Big salesmen battling small cars.  (been there, 2 of us roaming the country in a Chevy HHR)

 

A lot of shitty chain restaurant ribbing.  ( I never eat at those poo holes)

 

Some talk about Sinatra, Vegas, and some of the best steakhouses in the World.

 

And, Some poop jokes.

 

 

[jayflip]

I'm in SoCal next week. Hope to land a Crown Vic up in that bitch to make up for this crap.

If you're in the San Diego area, I know a pretty good Applebee's that all the Applebunnies frequent.

Bring your best Hawaiian shirt though. Gotta dress to depress.

[SCP]

I just stopped to fill it up. 7 gallons LMFAO!!!!

[Johnny Rockets]

I came into this thread just to see how in the world a thread about a rental car in the Panther forum made it to 7 pages.........

 

I was not disappointed. 

[Billy Love]

I just stopped to fill it up. 7 gallons LMFAO!!!!

 

7 gallons of what???