Drove from Chicago to Indianapolis in this

[Chaos]

So reminds me of planes trains and automobiles when Steve Martin couldn't get a rental car. "Give me a Chevy, give me a Buick, give me four fugging wheels and a seat. "

[SCP]

Is Stan VanGundy really Ron Jeremy?

[TheJason]

Reminds of this time we went to a really nice steakhouse in SF. There were like 9 of us I think.

So there is this bar in Fremont I used to go to like 4 nights a week when I was a young pup always looking to fight called Kirby's Shoestring. Kirby's had a limo (I don't know why) that must have been 20 years old and had their logo blasted all over it. Sides, hood, trunk, even on the top so god forbid a passing helicopter didn't miss the chance to laugh at this piece of poo.

Well, my buddy Scotty was a limo-driver at the time and the owner of Kirby's knew us all super-well so he let us borrow it so long as Scotty was the only one driving it.

We pulled up front to this steakhouse and stopped at the valet section and we hopped out looking like circus clowns and the look on the valet's face when my boy Scotty hopped out and handed him the keys and told him not to scratch up the logos was priceless. I swear to Jesus he even did a "deal with it"-type move and put on his sunglasses.

It may have been the funniest poo I've ever witnessed in person.

These stories only exist pre wife and kids.

What steakhouse in SF? I've heard of Kirbys, but need the steakhouse to complete the vision. Or recall what street it was on?

[blackcat]

I'm going to Chicago to visit vendors in a month or so. I pray I don't get this car.

[SCP]

"Rosario Dawson eats Applebee's appetizers."

[SCP]

I'm going to Chicago to visit vendors in a month or so. I pray I don't get this car.

If it smells like Drakkar and queso it was the same one I rented.

[SCP]

How ironic is it that this ad was in my post

[Cary Kollins]

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Making sales calls in a car smaller than a port-a-john. Fugging pissed. Tried Thrifty for first time and this is all they had. I can put this stupid car in my wallet and carry it with me. I farted and it turned off while on the interstate. It was one class lower than a rickshaw. Go Panthers!

Ah yes, I believe that is the 2016 Chevy Qweef. A favorite of the 12th Bag and Matt Ryan alike.

[SCP]

Ah yes, I believe that is the 2016 Chevy Qweef. A favorite of the 12th Bag and Matt Ryan alike.

You must be a car man because you are correct. It is the Chevy Queef with the upgraded V1 engine and the 3 HP package. The engine block is signed by Perez Hilton.

[Montsta]

These stories only exist pre wife and kids.

What steakhouse in SF? I've heard of Kirbys, but need the steakhouse to complete the vision. Or recall what street it was on?

Is Harrison's a thing? I wanna say Harrison's or at least started with an H.

[TheJason]

Is Harrison's a thing? I wanna say Harrison's or at least started with an H.

Harris Ranch is, but that's in Coalinga, otherwise known as the but those of Bakersfield.

Odds are if they let a bunch of Fremont A holes in, they aren't in business any longer.

[SmokinwithWilly]

So are the airbags on the outside? If you got rear ended you probably could make it 4 or 5 blocks before you bounced into the side of a building.

[heel31ok]

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Making sales calls in a car smaller than a port-a-john. Fugging pissed. Tried Thrifty for first time and this is all they had. I can put this stupid car in my wallet and carry it with me. I farted and it turned off while on the interstate. It was one class lower than a rickshaw. Go Panthers!

it's thrifty alright.

[SCP]

I'm in SoCal next week. Hope to land a Crown Vic up in that bitch to make up for this crap.