Drove from Chicago to Indianapolis in this

[SCP]

A message for the people at Toto that design and engineer the automated toilet flusher in my office building. Can you make the sensors a little less sensitive? Every time I a grunt the fuging thing is flushing and splashing water on places that shouldn't have toilet water splashed on them. Frigging Jack asses.

[chknwing]

A message for the people at Toto that design and engineer the automated toilet flusher in my office building. Can you make the sensors a little less sensitive? Every time I a grunt the fuging thing is flushing and splashing water on places that shouldn't have toilet water splashed on them. Frigging Jack asses.

 

for whatever reason, that reminded me of this

[htown704]

Gotta stick with national!  Executive lot for the win!

[Chaos]

Not a damn soul at the thrifty desk in Nashville at the moment. I'm standing here to warn people, my civic duty.

[SCP]

Not a damn soul at the thrifty desk in Nashville at the moment. I'm standing here to warn people, my civic duty.

My man!

[London Loves Luke]

I'm 6'5 350. I could only drive that thing if I was sitting on the roof with 4 wires playing it like a puppet

 

Can you play LT?

[Chaos]

My man!

if the guy who just waddled up there gets the car you got, jaws of life will be needed to extract him.

[Devil Doc]

Walk onto a Car Lot: 

 

Salesman: This Car only had one Owner and Was well Taken Care of I think the price you might add is a great price will you be taking it home today?

 

Me: Show me the CarFax...

 

Reads Carfax: Are you Serious?

 

Salesman: Is there a Problem Sir

 

Me: You told me this car only had one owner

 

Salesman: Well Yes sir it Did.

 

Me: It was owned by Thrifty before coming to the Lot.

 

Salesman: Well that is one owner isnt it

 

Me: Ya if you Consider Your Mom Only being Married Once, But slept with the whole Varsity Football Team Sure.

 

[Chaos]

Holy poo, this was in the spot next to mine!

[DeeJay]

An offseason thread that doesn't suck!! Nice car what's the gas mileage?

[PandaPancake]

A message for the people at Toto that design and engineer the automated toilet flusher in my office building. Can you make the sensors a little less sensitive? Every time I a grunt the fuging thing is flushing and splashing water on places that shouldn't have toilet water splashed on them. Frigging Jack asses.

I thought i was the only one who had this problem

[SCP]

Holy poo, this was in the spot next to mine!

That's the same thing I had. They made more than one? Fugging Chevy needs to be stopped!

[SCP]

An offseason thread that doesn't suck!! Nice car what's the gas mileage?

872 miles per gallon

[Montsta]

It's funny how the world works. Here we are, 154 responses into a thread slamming that awful car you had to endure for your sales call, and yet somewhere, someone not only bought that car on purpose, but spent a good deal of money in order to make it fast and furious.

I guess it takes all kinds to make the world go round.