The perks of being in Sales

[Hotsauce]

At a doctors office today....made a big presentation for my doctors around a lunch that consisted of BBQ brisket, pulled pork and baked beans....

This office has lots of hot nurses working here...

After lunch they said I could hang in the conference room to finish my quote, do email, etc...

The employee bathroom entrance is inside of the same conference room....

Its 2:45pm, about 1-2 hours ago, after lunch, each of the nurses have had to take stinky shits....

There is no fan, no spray, and it's quite back here....

[Mother Grabber]

that's a perk?

[Germy Ego]

Someone has a dull life

[PandaPancake]

You keep using that word. I don't think it means what you think it means

[cookinbrak]

He's gonna bottle the smell. Get rich sellin' "Nurse Stank".

[PhillyB]

that's a perk in the same sense that getting stiffed on a tab at my bar is a perk of my job

[PandaPancake]

that's a perk in the same sense that getting stiffed on a tab at my bar is a perk of my job

 

Question, is a 20-30% tip good or should I just tip $3-8 a beer/drink?

[PhillyB]

Question, is a 20-30% tip good or should I just tip $3-8 a beer/drink?

 

my good looks and natural charm demand a ten dollar tip per beer and fifteen per mixed cocktail

[TANTRIC-NINJA]

I was waiting for a BS sex fantasy pawned off as real but greasy BBQ always makes even the hottest women maka the pooh.

[phone]

my good looks and natural charm demand a ten dollar tip per beer and fifteen per mixed cocktail

You must not have bartended at college hill while in greensboro

[PhillyB]

You must not have bartended at college hill while in greensboro

 

yeah definitely not, and nor would i ever

[Jangler]

there are web sites for this fetish.

[cptx]

my good looks and natural charm demand a ten dollar tip per beer and fifteen per mixed cocktail

 

Ah, when did you start working on a cruise ship?

[PhillyB]

Ah, when did you start working on a cruise ship?

 

i've always assumed cruise ship bartenders probably make jack poo in tips and absolutely swim in pussy