One girl

[clark kent]

You can have any girl , who is it ?

[The_Light_Brigade]

Patty Mayonnaise 

[Mother Grabber]

yours

[h0llywood]

Since we are talking about girls, I really love my daughter. She's only 3 and the apple of my eye. I brought her to work today because she had a fever however I knew she was my child because she dropped a log for a turd in the toilet today. Just like daddy.

[rhyslloyd]

Isla Fisher

[Inimicus]

If I'm getting one my age

Monica Bellucci

 

If I'm a rich perv getting one young enough to be my daughter

Scarlett Johansson

[PandaPancake]

All of them over 21

[Doc Holiday]

Scarlett Johansson

[Jase]

my wife... 

 

If you're reading this, baby, I'd like pasta for dinner.

[rayzor]

i'm married to her already.

[PandaPancake]

my wife...

If you're reading this, baby, I'd like pasta for dinner.

i'm married to her already.

If she's right over your shoulder blink seven times

[thefuzz]

I actually have one of the coolest wives out there, but I guess Emma Stone.

 

Awfully hard question.

[Lemory]

Blake Lively.

[toldozer]

Isla Fisher

This. I could think of a few more but she's definitely on my list