on the subject of poopin and the subsequent wipe...

[Kurb]

When your poo is done, do you wipe the bum in a standing or a sitting position?

[h0llywood]

Depends If I want to see my trophy poop first. If I'm in a hurry and don't care it's in the seating position. If I know I dropped some babies I stand up, take a picture and send to my best friend.

[Arroz con Panther]

Always sit down, but I know people who stand up. Here's another question: fold or crunch the tp?

[Brooklyn Bully]

Sit and crunch.

[Jimmy]

When standing up...what does that look like:

 

1. Like your boxing out for a rebound?

2. Doing squats when lifting?

3. Standing at attention like a soldier?

4. Sumo wrestler stance after he slaps his thighs and claps his hands?

5. One foot on the toilet paper holder?

6. Slightly higher than sitting...just a little hovering?

 

 

 

[YourMomsLover]

Sit and crunch. Just gotta make sure your hand doesn't touch the poo piss water, and you're good to go.

[MichaelNewtonII]

Sit & fold

[cookinbrak]

Do you name your poops? Not like Bill or Waldo, but by type. The Splatter, the Coil, Sinkers and Floaters, or (my personal fave), the Loch Ness Monster, when a poo is particularly firm and a little bit sticks out of the water.

[t96]

Need to get one of those japanese toilets that cleans your ass for you and you don't have to wipe.

[Mother Grabber]

Waldo...lol

[Panthro]

Sit

Lean to the side

Wet wipe

Folded tp

[boostownsme]

Sit and definitely scrunched. I feel it gives one more surface area. Plus folding can lead to finger punch-throughs if your not careful. 

[h0llywood]

Curious, wth is crunch?

[Hawk]

bidet?