Ted Williams on why he chose the Panthers

[stevesmithfor6]

Fozzy

[mc52beast]

I thought this was about the dead baseball player... I'm like dang, the Panthers are really desperate.

[cardiackat88.]

So glad he chose us and not the other 31 teams dying for his legendary talent and potential.

[Proudiddy]

FUGGING GREAT!!! First Gettledouche lets all the players sign everywhere else, now he's signing dead baseball players. How some of you defend this guy.

In all honesty though, Ted Williams' frozen, cracked, body-less head can probably run faster than 99% of the guys we sign.

[Davidson Deac II]

So can we call him the Splendid Splinter?

[Gucci Mane]

Hey look