Drunken Bear Fights...

[Panthro]

This thread is dedicated to drunken bear fights. It's where huddlers can get together and share stories on their experiences drunken bear fights...maybe exchange pointers and strategies. Answer questions like who is drunk...the bear or the man?

[Johnny Rockets]

<insert infamous Huddle bear cruise picture here>

[Hawk]

that was my first thought too!!!

 

 

one time...I was out in the woods, just banging away on this moose I had found when this big ass grizzly with an enormous erection comes up behind me thinking it was his turn with the moose.  I'd been slamming Zimas all day long with a Baby Duck chaser and was feeling no pain so me and the bear get into it.  He swings his massive claws at my head and I duck just in time and come up with an upper cut that would make Mike Tyson cry tears of blood.  One shot...bear is out and the moose is still standing there.  I wasn't sure what to do so I started kissing the moose on the forehead...and I'm not sure if you've ever seen many moose, but they have foreheads that go on forever.

 

We exchanged selfies and I think I'm in love but I don't think she's going to call me back

[Jangler]

my strategy is to be faster than everybody else.

 

 

 

[bigskypanthersguy]

that was my first thought too!!!

 

 

one time...I was out in the woods, just banging away on this moose I had found when this big ass grizzly with an enormous erection comes up behind me thinking it was his turn with the moose.  I'd been slamming Zimas all day long with a Baby Duck chaser and was feeling no pain so me and the bear get into it.  He swings his massive claws at my head and I duck just in time and come up with an upper cut that would make Mike Tyson cry tears of blood.  One shot...bear is out and the moose is still standing there.  I wasn't sure what to do so I started kissing the moose on the forehead...and I'm not sure if you've ever seen many moose, but they have foreheads that go on forever.

 

We exchanged selfies and I think I'm in love but I don't think she's going to call me back

 

You were at prom, huh?  Didn't notice you...

[Hawk]

You were at prom, huh?  Didn't notice you...

 

were you the bear...or the moose?

[bigskypanthersguy]

were you the bear...or the moose?

 

In the woods, one is both bear and moose.

[Jase]

Trick question, the man is a bear.

[Kettle]

that was my first thought too!!!

one time...I was out in the woods, just banging away on this moose I had found when this big ass grizzly with an enormous erection comes up behind me thinking it was his turn with the moose. I'd been slamming Zimas all day long with a Baby Duck chaser and was feeling no pain so me and the bear get into it. He swings his massive claws at my head and I duck just in time and come up with an upper cut that would make Mike Tyson cry tears of blood. One shot...bear is out and the moose is still standing there. I wasn't sure what to do so I started kissing the moose on the forehead...and I'm not sure if you've ever seen many moose, but they have foreheads that go on forever.

We exchanged selfies and I think I'm in love but I don't think she's going to call me back

Hahaha! she.

[Darth Biscuit]

I'm surprised Hawk is very visible in this thread.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

No not really

[Guest]

I'm surprised Hawk is very visible in this thread.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

No not really

 

and where is JR?  Bears and Zimas were mentioned, his radar must be turned off. 

[pstall]

My adopted Native American name is drunken bare.

[Jase]

My adopted Native American name is drunken bare.

 

That's how I ended up with two kids.

[Jangler]

saw this the other night