Thought of SCP when I saw this.

[TheAmericanDream]

What a invention.

http://www.barstoolsports.com/m/philly/super-page/the-homemade-toilet-desk-is-simply-evolution-at-work/#

[SCP]

Well Fuggin A, that's nice. Right now I use my kids step stool as a desk when pooping. I have to bend way the hell down to write which can be quite uncomfy.

[clark kent]

Well Fuggin A, that's nice. Right now I use my kids step stool as a desk when pooping. I have to bend way the hell down to write which can be quite uncomfy.

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what's your average time on the toilet?

[LiQuiD]

Christ, I spend maybe one minute on the toilet unless I've got a stomach bug or something. My cousin, however, would stay on the shitter so long he'd smoke half a pack during his morning poo. The hell is wrong with you people?

[clark kent]

Christ, I spend maybe one minute on the toilet unless I've got a stomach bug or something. My cousin, however, would stay on the shitter so long he'd smoke half a pack during his morning poo. The hell is wrong with you people?

I am quick pooper too. I'd probably get more work done if I took longer poops.

[Jangler]

well...this excremented quickly 

[SmokinwithWilly]

what's your average time on the toilet?

It's 5 - 10 minutes of peaceful leave me the fug alone time. I've been a slow mover for the past 10 damn years as far as the wife knows.

[Anybodyhome]

One side of my brain kept saying, "DO NOT OPEN THIS FUGGING THREAD!"

 

The other kept whispering, "C'mon, you know you gotta read this."

 

Now everyone knows which side I listened to. And if I watched NASCAR, I'd do it just for the wrecks.

[SmokinwithWilly]

And like NASCAR, you may make 100 laps, but eventually, there's gonna be some skid marks.