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Official Panthers - Ravens Gameday Thread...


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I don't know which is saddest, the 0-7 part, or the fact that we only had 7 3rd downs.

I know, but those two numbers have a lot to do with each other. Never converting on 3rd downs doesn't exactly help you get in more 3rd down situations when you're constantly punting and allowing drives that take up monstrous amounts of time.

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I know, but those two numbers have a lot to do with each other. Never converting on 3rd downs doesn't exactly help you get in more 3rd down situations when you're constantly punting and allowing drives that take up monstrous amounts of time.

Yea I just hope we undergo an ungodly transformation between now and game 1.

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are we even trying?

Of course not, sillyhead! Everyone knows we turn on the extra-magical WE'RE AWESOME switch as sooooon as the kickoff of the Philly game begins! But not a second before!

Pep is secretly running 4.5 mph slower right now than he will be. Jake is overthrowing people by seven inches on purpose right now. Meeks is calling plays his son made up for him...his REAL plays will be called during the regular season. Our secondary is closing their eyes for 3 seconds after the ball his hiked. And oh...the big one...the O-line is actually running backward.

But don't you worry, we'll press the magic button and you'll see a 10000000% different team come the Philly game. As Allen Iverson once said: Pre-season? Pre-season? We're talking about pre-season!

Wait, no...that's wrong.

Look...we have injuries and we're not showing all of our cards and we will up our aggression come Philly game. But if some of you aren't worried at all right now...then you are truly bleeding Panther blue and need to be smacked.

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Of course not, sillyhead! Everyone knows we turn on the extra-magical WE'RE AWESOME switch as sooooon as the kickoff of the Philly game begins! But not a second before!

Pep is secretly running 4.5 mph slower right now than he will be. Jake is overthrowing people by seven inches on purpose right now. Meeks is calling plays his son made up for him...his REAL plays will be called during the regular season. Our secondary is closing their eyes for 3 seconds after the ball his hiked. And oh...the big one...the O-line is actually running backward.

But don't you worry, we'll press the magic button and you'll see a 10000000% different team come the Philly game. As Allen Iverson once said: Pre-season? Pre-season? We're talking about pre-season!

Wait, no...that's wrong.

Look...we have injuries and we're not showing all of our cards and we will up our aggression come Philly game. But if some of you aren't worried at all right now...then you are truly bleeding Panther blue and need to be smacked.

LOL. Your trying to convince everyone to worry and be concerned because our 3rd and 4th string team can't get it done? Until our 1st string team is in the game for 4 quarters, drop the whole preseason drama.

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