What is your perfect breakfast?

[hepcat]

An entire stick of butter slathered in ranch dressing topped off with bacon grease with a frothy chocolate mayonaise milkshake to drink.

[Bronn]

I can't eat eggs so my plate would consist of:

One biscuit covered in sausage gravy

At least 6 pieces of crispy bacon

A small bowl of grits with sausage crumbles, plenty of salt, and some butter

Either shredded hashbrowns or a hashbrown patty, with either more gravy or ketchup

Maybe a piece of country ham

A couple pieces of white toast, with fruit jelly

 

I'd be done eating for the entire day, and I'd have enough salt and fat in me to last a while, but damn that would be some good breakfast.

[rayzor]

my typical and prefered breakfast.

 

monday-friday...scrambled eggs and non-link sausage (either venison or pork) or bacon.

 

saturday and sunday...see above and add grits and maybe a pancake or two and maybe substitute the sausage or bacon with a pork chop.

 

really chicken and pigs provide all the breakfast i need or really want.

 

add in a half a cow, a couple deer, and my garden and i'm pretty much set for the year.

[Jeremy Igo]

Two eggs over medium

Hash Browns extra crispy

Bacon

Biscuits

Apple butter

Coffee

[2jakefansinva]

eggs benedict, grits w/ butter, toast, bacon and links.......

w/ a momoso on a balcony over looking the ocean.

of course my wife is wearing this see-thru thing and ....................

[DC Amp]

The one somebody else fixes for me.

[lola]

Scrambled eggs, crispy hash browns, toast with butter that is fully melted, crispy/almost burned bacon, and coffee.

[lola]

Oh, I almost forgot. Extra bacon and toast to make a bacon sandwich. Add jelly. Heaven.

[cardiackat88.]

Lately I have been making biscuits and pre made egg patties, putting habeneros and cheese and a giant helping on mayonnaise, it is something I REALLY look forward to in the mornings.

[L-TownCat]

Southern garbage plate.

Layered:

1 man sized biscuit. Opened.

2 eggs medium(runny)

2 slabs of crispy Neese's Liver Pudding

Bacon

Enough gravy to choke a goat.

Top it off with one half pound of crispy hashbrowns.

Your day is now over.