How Dave Gettlemen helped me master Valentine's Day

[SCP]

And then you married her??????

Edit:Not saying you wife isnt beautiful or terrific simply where were you going with this????

Negative on marrying her. I couldn't eat lunch meat for a year though.

[panthers55]

Negative on marrying her. I couldn't eat lunch meat for a year though.

But I still assume you could still make bacon???

[MHS831]

 Been there, SCP, on that same hallowed ground, in a land where barley and hops taint the horizon just enough for the silhouette of a young coed to be blurred into what you thought was actually a crowd of them.  Nevermind, you have alcohol and you had youth, so you accepted that bet and headed toward Buchanan dorm to seal the deal. Victory was not achieved in the deed, it was achieved in escaping before dawn, even if it meant chewing off a body part that lie wedged between her naked body and the vinyl futon on which her glory was bestowed.   And so it is written.

[panthers55]

Been there, SCP, on that same hallowed ground, in a land where barley and hops taint the horizon just enough for the silhouette of a young coed to be blurred into what you thought was actually a crowd of them. Nevermind, you have alcohol and you had youth, so you accepted that bet and headed toward Buchanan dorm to seal the deal. Victory was not achieved in the deed, it was achieved in escaping before dawn, even if it meant chewing off a body part that lie wedged between her naked body and the vinyl futon on which her glory was bestowed. And so it is written.

You know the rule. For every hour after 11 and every drink and 4, your prospective date increases by the power of one so by 2 am and after a 6 pack that 1 appears to be a 6 and that 3 now looks like a 8. Moral of the story, bring along a DD or someone who isn't that drunk to help your limited judgement or simply leave before you totally sober up so that you are left with memories of that 8 instead of the hard reality of that 3 who puffy. hungover, and without make-up now looks like a 1.

[Jimmy]

Sometimes a trade works. Free agency is tough. Especially those unrestricted ones.