Random Tinder Slore: "I Just fu-ked (Julian) Edelman, No Lie"

[Kakarot]

He's knocked the fug out. Box must've been good.

[tondi]

At least she didn't shove an ice pick in his neck.

[Mother Grabber]

what's she going to do when she finds out that this doesn't make her a better person...

[tondi]

Bill Simmons probably held her hair.

[Mr. Scot]

what's she going to do when she finds out that this doesn't make her a better person...

Heck, all that matters these days is being famous. How and why is unimportant.

Anything for those 15 minutes. Even if you look like an utter fool, it's okay as long as you're a famous fool.

[Jmac]

Don't know about all this. Just last week some airhead tweeted basically the same crap while nuzzling up to the Giants O.B at some club. Could be all bullsh%t or not...who knows and who cares.

[TheSpecial1]

How lovely.

[KendrickPanther]

This random Tinder bitch got more evidence than Hardy's girl.

[SmootsDaddy89]

you can have daughters....just don't raise them to be whores

 

Or, ya know, do.

 

 

:creepyeyebrowssmiley:

 

[ecu88]

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[AceBoogie]

I don't know what's worse...

That Edelman was stupid enough to fall asleep with some random chick in his room.

Or that she freely broadcasts to the entire planet she just had a one night stand.

Don't blame edleman for random sex after the super bowl. But my god these girls today, same type of girls that wake up screaming rape. I don't even blame her for fuging him, women have one night stands too. But tell your friends, don't broadcast it to the world.

[mc52beast]

She could be one of those girls that looks really, really hot at the club, then the next morning once daylight hits her and beer goggles wear off you realize she is really about a 3 or 4.

I have been fooled more than once by the dark lights of the club + copious amounts of alcohol

a wise man once said... " THEY ALL LOOK GOOD AT CLOSING TIME."

[4Corners]

cleat chasing, gold digging, attention starved bottle rats with daddy issues that can make your life a living hell. 

 

I bet she pulled the old "I'm allergic to latex" line on Julian, too. That OLDEST trick in the book for the cumdumpsters that put decent women to shame. 

[4Corners]

This is an example of why the smart dudes (high profile or married) who are looking just to get their balls drained go to legit prostitutes/escorts. No strings attached and as long as you pay/tip them they will generally keep their mouths shut.