Warren Sapp pays for.....

[KendrickPanther]

We talk about rules changes. Maybe we should make the Super Bowl a prostitution holiday. 

 

http://www.foxsports.com/nfl/story/Dallas-faces-stripper-shortage-before-Super-Bowl-XLV-012711

 

 

Game tickets and parking spaces are not the only things in short supply in Dallas ahead of Super Bowl XLV.

 

Dallas-area strip clubs, expecting a boom in lusting patrons, are scrambling for exotic dancers to meet the expected onslaught, TMZ reported Thursday.

Showtime Cabaret’s John Walsh told TMZ his establishment is looking for an additional 100 to 120 lap dancers for the big football weekend.

One advertisement says, “We Want You!! Ladies, are you coming to [Dallas-Fort Worth] for the big game week? Want a safe, clean club to make the big $$$ in?”

[DeeJay]

Lmfao he just lost his job at NFL network that's for sure..

[Mr. Scot]

Lord almighty

[Mr. Scot]

I love that they refer to him as 'the 42 year old Dancing with the Stars alum'

[cookinwithgas]

Reminds me of a guy on the radio...what was his name again?

 

next up: Warren finds himself some Jesus.

 

or joins Manziel in rehab

 

either way expect an apology letter, although it would be cool if he said something about victimless crimes instead.

[pstall]

Rise and shine. Nothing more desperate than this.

[Jesse]

Sapp is such a waste of space.

[KendrickPanther]

When reached for comment, the stripper declared "His soul stinks".

[Pondmanmark]

Knock Knock.....7 AM Mr. Sapp...   Breakfast is served

 

 

 

[Chimera]

[Blackmagic]

I love that they refer to him as 'the 42 year old Dancing with the Stars alum'

 

U know it!

[Cary Kollins]

more like Warrant Slapped amirite

[Judo Thoreau]

[TheAmericanDream]

Eugene Robinson anyone?