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Stupidest play call in the history of the NFL


Kevin Greene

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pretty funny post on Seattle's craig list:

WANTED: Time-traveling DeLorean so I can talk to Pete Carroll (Seattle)

Looking to either buy or rent a time-traveling DeLorean. My sole purpose in acquiring this vehicle is to travel back approximately one week so that I can talk to Seahawks Coach Pete Carroll.

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I'll likely say, "Coach, this coming Sunday, the Super Bowl is going to come down to the wire." And he'll say, "Hey, that's great." And I'll probably say, "It sure is. In fact, we'll be one yard away from repeating as champs. You'll have 26 seconds on the clock, one timeout and the best running back in football in the backfield. So please hear me clearly when I say RUN THE BALL." And he'll say, "'Run the ball'. Got it." And I'll say, "With all due respect, Coach, I don't think you do. For some reason, you'll want to throw a slant here." He'll say, "A slant?" I'll say, "A slant. To Ricardo Lockette." Then he'll say, "Lockette? Really? Our special teams guy?" I'll say, "Yep." Then he'll say, "We're not really a slant-throwing team." And I'll say, "Exactly." Then he'll say, "Yeah, a slant can be risky. I can see Revis picking that." And I'll swallow hard and say, "Yeah, or their 5th cornerback who was working at Popeye's Chicken a few years ago." And Coach will say, "Come again?" And I'll say, "Don't worry about that. Just run the ball."

And then we'll probably shake hands. At which point, I'll secretly slip a note into his blazer saying, "I'm not kidding. It's Marshawn Lynch we're talking about. Run the ball. Let Bevell know, too."

http://seattle.craigslist.org/see/wan/4875748577.html

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