Questions No Panther Fan Can Answer

[SteveSmithTD89]

1. What rival NFC South team would you rather win the Superbowl:

Falcons- so we would be the only one remaining without a Lombardi?

Bucs- so they could boast as the only one with 2? They're still the bucs.  Can't hate them and their 8 fans.

Saints- ugh.. the Saints and their fans.. ugggggggghhhhhhh?

 

2. Which retired Panther QB would you rather have come in to replace Cam/DA for the 2015 season- Weinke or Peete? Weinke.  At least I'd giggle like a girl every time the announcers said his name as I destroy my liver.

 

3. Would you rather let history stay the same and have Kasay kick the ball out of bounds and set the PAts up at the 40 or change history and have him kick a touchback and the Pats still drive down the field for the winning FG? Leave it as is.  At least we have a scapegoat

 

4. Would you rather erase X-Clown from your memory or erase your first time you made sweet love? The first time?  poo was awkward as hell.  Nobody knows what they're doing.  Give me XCLOWN

 

5. Would you rather Clausen still be our starting QB or Matt Moore or David Carr?  MATT MOORE FOR LIFE BRO!!!!! HES THE ANSWER!!!!

 

6. Would you rather the Panthers win a Superbowl knowing you would die from a heart attack caused by all the excitement or live a healthy life of going .500 or under for the rest of your life?  Superbowl.  I like to live life on the edge.

 

7. In 2014, Would you rather have replaced Smitty/Ginn/Lafell with Josh Gordon or replaced D.Will/Stew/Tolbert with Ray Rice?  Replace Smitty/Ginn/Lafell.  Its not like their replacements did much anyways.  Having Gordon for a game would have been fun.

 

8. Would you rather suffer through the 1-15 season again (where we were in a lot of games but cudnt finish) or the 2-14 season again (where is was obvious we weren't going to win a lot of those games before the 1st qtr was over)?  I'm too young to remember the 1-15 season but I wouldn't wish the 2-14 season on my worst enemies.  Well except the Seahawks... and the Saints.... and the Falcons... and the Patriots.  Ok maybe I would.

 

9. Would you rather have the Superbowl 38 ended the way it did or have the chance to get the ball back after the Vinatieri FG and have Jake throw an INT as we are driving down the field? Jake throw a pick.  Lets go down swinging. 

 

10. Would you rather Thomas Davis had called it quits after his 3rd ACL tear and never came back or Jake never had come back from Tommy Jone* surgery? Jake not come back.  I love them both but Davis has embodied the "Keep Pounding" motto and him hanging it up would take away from his legend... Jake wasn't all pro quality when he came back like TD has been.

 

11. Would you rather John Fox/Pickles stays an extra year of sucking and we get to draft Luck OR Peppers stays and retires a Panther Great but we never draft Cam? Give me Luck.  Peppers was great for us but missing on both Luck and Cam?  No.  Just No.

 

12. O-coordinator to replace Shula in 2015: Jeff Davidson or Dan Henning? Dan Henning.  

 

13. You have to bet everything your own on one of these things happening:

A. Biakabutuka staying healthy for a whole season

B. Byron Bell blocking Peppers so David Carr to complete a pass to Kerry Colbert 3x in a row

C. Fua tackling Cam in the open field

C.  Cam could trip right?  Hes not the most mobile right now.  I'll take my chances.

 

[sharkkiller]

This is the stupidest response ever written. not even close.

 

You can now go back to your deflate-gate threads and who should i root for threads..

 

 

I could honestly not care less who you root for. 

[ThPantherFan]

1. What rival NFC South team would you rather win the Superbowl:

Falcons- so we would be the only one remaining without a Lombardi?

Bucs- so they could boast as the only one with 2?

Saints- ugh.. the Saints and their fans.. ugggggggghhhhhhh?

 

2. Which retired Panther QB would you rather have come in to replace Cam/DA for the 2015 season- Weinke or Peete?

 

3. Would you rather let history stay the same and have Kasay kick the ball out of bounds and set the PAts up at the 40 or change history and have him kick a touchback and the Pats still drive down the field for the winning FG?

 

4. Would you rather erase X-Clown from your memory or erase your first time you made sweet love?

 

5. Would you rather Clausen still be our starting QB or Matt Moore or David Carr?

 

6. Would you rather the Panthers win a Superbowl knowing you would die from a heart attack caused by all the excitement or live a healthy life of going .500 or under for the rest of your life?

 

7. In 2014, Would you rather have replaced Smitty/Ginn/Lafell with Josh Gordon or replaced D.Will/Stew/Tolbert with Ray Rice?

 

8. Would you rather suffer through the 1-15 season again (where we were in a lot of games but cudnt finish) or the 2-14 season again (where is was obvious we weren't going to win a lot of those games before the 1st qtr was over)?

 

9. Would you rather have the Superbowl 38 ended the way it did or have the chance to get the ball back after the Vinatieri FG and have Jake throw an INT as we are driving down the field?

 

10. Would you rather Thomas Davis had called it quits after his 3rd ACL tear and never came back or Jake never had come back from Tommy Jone* surgery?

 

11. Would you rather John Fox/Pickles stays an extra year of sucking and we get to draft Luck OR Peppers stays and retires a Panther Great but we never draft Cam?

 

12. O-coordinator to replace Shula in 2015: Jeff Davidson or Dan Henning?

 

13. You have to bet everything your own on one of these things happening:

A. Biakabutuka staying healthy for a whole season

B. Byron Bell blocking Peppers so David Carr to complete a pass to Kerry Colbert 3x in a row

C. Fua tackling Cam in the open field

 

 

You know......you......you know........ahhhhh, the hell with it.

 

[bLACKpANTHER]

I could honestly not care less who you root for. 

 

my point is proven

[sharkkiller]

my point is proven

 

What point is that?

 

All I said was that the questions were stupid. Let me elaborate....They are stupid and pointless, and only serve to point out a bunch negative things that have taken place, or could hypothetically take place. 

 

What purpose could possibly be served by positing nothing but negative questions? 

[VGcollector]

1. What rival NFC South team would you rather win the Superbowl:

Bucs- Not that many fans out there and even if they would win they would have losing seasons for the next 20 years

 

2. Which retired Panther QB would you rather have come in to replace Cam/DA for the 2015 season-  Jake or kerry, both weren't that bad at their prime and they could win a game once in a while if needed.

 

3. Would you rather let history stay the same and have Kasay kick the ball out of bounds and set the PATs up at the 40 or change history and have him kick a touchback and the Pats still drive down the field for the winning FG? Id rather they drive the whole field that way i know for a fact there was nothing we could of done.

 

4. Would you rather erase X-Clown from your memory or erase your first time you made sweet love? N/A

 

5. Would you rather Clausen still be our starting QB or Matt Moore or David Carr? Matt Moore by far, he won games and if we did lose for the majority of them we were in them. He is with the dolphins now and whenever he plays he still can light a small spark.

 

6. Would you rather the Panthers win a Superbowl knowing you would die from a heart attack caused by all the excitement or live a healthy life of going .500 or under for the rest of your life? Going .500 but we would have to go to the super bowl every year and lose haha.

 

7. In 2014, Would you rather have replaced Smitty/Ginn/Lafell with Josh Gordon or replaced D.Will/Stew/Tolbert with Ray Rice? Replace the RB's with ray rice.

 

8. Would you rather suffer through the 1-15 season again (where we were in a lot of games but cudnt finish) or the 2-14 season again (where is was obvious we weren't going to win a lot of those games before the 1st qtr was over)? the 1-15 as atleast it is enjoyable for a while to watch.

 

9. Would you rather have the Superbowl 38 ended the way it did or have the chance to get the ball back after the Vinatieri FG and have Jake throw an INT as we are driving down the field? Neither id rather the time run out as they kicked the ball to win instead of returning a kick. The way it ended sucked and i didnt like it at all

 

10. Would you rather Thomas Davis had called it quits after his 3rd ACL tear and never came back or Jake never had come back from Tommy Jone* surgery? Hard one but id rather thomas davis call it quits. Jake being back helped alot and we went to playoffs in 08 largely because of the offense play. 

 

11. Would you rather John Fox/Pickles stays an extra year of sucking and we get to draft Luck OR Peppers stays and retires a Panther Great but we never draft Cam? Either way we dont get cam so im choosing the first haha. If we could draft cam id deff take that option but its basically luck vs peppers and im sorry but luck helps more then julius. 

 

12. O-coordinator to replace Shula in 2015: Jeff Davidson or Dan Henning? Dan henning, he was a big part of out offense in 2005

 

13. You have to bet everything your own on one of these things happening:

C. Fua tackling Cam in the open field- cam makes mistakes some times and more often then that the OL would let people in so it is the safe bet.

[L-TownCat]

You must choose:

 

Licking the mole on Brees' face

 

 

or

 

 

Cleaning Matt Ryan's game day pants with your lips. (no dental dam)

[EgoDogg]

1. What rival NFC South team would you rather win the Superbowl:

Bucs

2. Which retired Panther QB would you rather have come in to replace Cam/DA for the 2015 season- Weinke or Peete?

Peete

3. Would you rather let history stay the same and have Kasay kick the ball out of bounds and set the PAts up at the 40 or change history and have him kick a touchback and the Pats still drive down the field for the winning FG?

We lose either way, but I hate having that kick out of bounds taint Kasay's fantastic career. So touchback

4. Would you rather erase X-Clown from your memory or erase your first time you made sweet love?

I'd rather forget the first time I did the deed... many more memorable times since, haha.

5. Would you rather Clausen still be our starting QB or Matt Moore or David Carr?

Moore 10/10

6. Would you rather the Panthers win a Superbowl knowing you would die from a heart attack caused by all the excitement or live a healthy life of going .500 or under for the rest of your life?

It's still just a game in the end. Many other things in life worth cheering for as well. Live a healthy life.

7. In 2014, Would you rather have replaced Smitty/Ginn/Lafell with Josh Gordon or replaced D.Will/Stew/Tolbert with Ray Rice?

Josh Gordon. Haven't seen video of him knocking out any women... And he's a talented freak. I don't want him, but out of the two, it's a no-brainer

8. Would you rather suffer through the 1-15 season again (where we were in a lot of games but cudnt finish) or the 2-14 season again (where is was obvious we weren't going to win a lot of those games before the 1st qtr was over)?

1-15. At least you know you're close to not sucking.

9. Would you rather have the Superbowl 38 ended the way it did or have the chance to get the ball back after the Vinatieri FG and have Jake throw an INT as we are driving down the field?

You always want a chance. Pats could fumble the Int

10. Would you rather Thomas Davis had called it quits after his 3rd ACL tear and never came back or Jake never had come back from Tommy Jone* surgery?

Jake never came back. I loved Jake, but in hindsight, Davis came back better than ever.

11. Would you rather John Fox/Pickles stays an extra year of sucking and we get to draft Luck OR Peppers stays and retires a Panther Great but we never draft Cam?

We don't have Cam in either scenarios anyways. I'll take cam and that 6 win season. At least it gave us hope. We were in every game. This is too gray if a question. If we don't get our franchise qb, then luck I guess.

12. O-coordinator to replace Shula in 2015: Jeff Davidson or Dan Henning?

Henning, by a hair.

13. You have to bet everything your own on one of these things happening:

B. Byron Bell blocking Peppers so David Carr to complete a pass to Kerry Colbert 3x in a row

I can't believe i answered some of those. I must be bored. Lol