Football vs. Vajayjay? For humor. Curmudgeons & stick-in-the-muds need not read.

[Jangler]

Football

 

only one woman could get me away from football

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

that's right...Ruth Buzzi. 

[NavyPF4L]

Football.

[Nick_81]

I'd have to say vajayjay.  I just turned 34, and have been married 12 years.  Frequency, as most married guys know, has declined greatly.  However, I have to consider that, in football, there's an off-season.  At best(Super Bowl appearance), you're looking at 8 months until a meaningful game is being played.  Just let that sink in for a moment.

[d-dave]

While one can live without either one, I'll take football over sex.  Football brings me hours of enjoyment, a place to socialize and stuff to think about.

 

Sex is very temporary, becomes decreasingly frequent, and a topic to fight over (not enough, quality, ect).

 

My wife doesn't care about football! =)  I can watch it when ever I want, however I want!

[Inimicus]

A further case for football.

 

 

Both my wife and I enjoy watching Football.

 

 

Make of that what you will...

[kungfoodude]

Football. Duh.

Seems like kind of apples to oranges in your case though, right?

[Panthro]

Seems like kind of bananas to kumquats in your case though, right?

FIFY

[Hawk]

seems there sure are alot of masturbators here on the huddle

 

 

good though because I'm taking the vajayjay!

[rayzor]

i'm turning 45 this year and have been married for the past 12 of those years and the same gorgeous woman for 13 and i didn't pick football. i didn't even hesitate or need to ponder it.

[Luke Cage]

Not even a question. P wins hands down. The previous posts by the older guys is another reason I will never get married. Life wouldn't be life without wild crazy sex. And I'm not down with a woman putting me on some starvation diet where the P is concerned. If there's no food on the table, a man has to go hunting.

[Tub of Goo]

Poon 100/100. Football is manly, but there's nothing more primal than slaying poon.

[Cat]

Um.... I'd take my vajayjay over Panther football.

Jesus it isn't even close.

[dave-o]

Just go doggy and you can both watch the game !!

[Jangler]

Poon 100/100. Football is manly, but there's nothing more primal than slaying poon.

 

 

Not even a question. P wins hands down. The previous posts by the older guys is another reason I will never get married. Life wouldn't be life without wild crazy sex. And I'm not down with a woman putting me on some starvation diet where the P is concerned. If there's no food on the table, a man has to go hunting.

 

 

seems there sure are alot of masturbators here on the huddle