Football vs. Vajayjay? For humor. Curmudgeons & stick-in-the-muds need not read.

[UpstatePanther]

if the Panthers were playing, and i had a gorgeous naked woman tug my arm toward the bedroom, im not ashamed to say that i would take the woman. 

[O-Ther]

Dying while watching Panthers football vs. dying while having sex

 

Only 1 way is the most epic way for a man to go out, and it's the one that doesn't involve a football

 

 

[top dawg]

Dying while watching Panthers football vs. dying while having sex

 

Only 1 way is the most epic way for a man to go out, and it's the one that doesn't involve a football

 

I am sure that you just stoked some creativity.

[O-Ther]

I am sure that you just stoked some creativity.

 

That's both disgusting and strangely intriguing

 

[Montsta]

You can tell the age of the poster by how quickly and to the point he chooses sex.

I'd most likely choose football, but would need to preface that answer with a question. Are we talking 2010 Panthers football or Cam Newton/Dave Gettleman era you feel like the team is always competitive style football?

Because I would stop watching the 2010 trainwreck and turn the TV off if Shawshank Redemption was on Showtime let alone if the wife was feeling frisky.

[O-Ther]

You can tell the age of the poster by how quickly and to the point he chooses sex.

I'd most likely choose football, but would need to preface that answer with a question. Are we talking 2010 Panthers football or Cam Newton/Dave Gettleman era you feel like the team is always competitive style football?

Because I would stop watching the 2010 trainwreck and turn the TV off if Shawshank Redemption was on Showtime let alone if the wife was feeling frisky.

 

It's also an issue of timing. I know when Panthers football will be playing, but I can't predict when my other half will want to play.

[RoaringRiot]

Definitely need more info to answer.

[Panthro]

My wife would tell me to pick football 

[Inimicus]

After 25+ years of marriage...

 

 

Ill take the football.

[Jeremy Igo]

Football.

[panfanman]

"Honey, are we talkin bout your vajayjay or the one belonging to the young hottie workin the cash register at the Dollar General down the street?"

[jamos14]

"Honey, are we talkin bout your vajayjay or the one belonging to the young bottle workin the cash register at the Dollar General down the street?"

 

I thought we had more cap space and have moved up from shopping at Dollar General?

[Jase]

I can last a good six hours while enjoying football... at least.

 

Can't say the same for vajayjay.

[lola]

Football. Duh.